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Turk February

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I have absolutely devastating news. My lunch order was lost by Uber eats and now I have to wait 45 more minutes. I will make it guys. I have the courage and strength.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I have absolutely devastating news. My lunch order was lost by Uber eats and now I have to wait 45 more minutes. I will make it guys. I have the courage and strength.
And by the time it gets there, you'll still have an hour and 15 minutes before lunchtime.

How the fuck do you afford to have every meal delivered every day? I can't. Like, I can, but it'd be a retarded waste of a lot of money.
 

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Oh fuck my ass. 3 services I've asked for all decided 3:30 is the best time to come. Even though I specifically asked for different times and they agreed.
 

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I just realized under all the trash is an already dangerous combination of electrical connection. This place is a fucking fire hazard. The "evaluator" almost blew it up by stepping on a wire and shorting a connection.
 

Turry

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Five alarm house fires are just objects and circumstance
 

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I actually don't recommend The Outer Worlds. I just really enjoy it. I think most of you guys would hate it's light hearted dark comedy whimsy.
The Thing dropped earlier and I noticed I had both Outer's on muh wishlist, so I thought I'd ask you. Can you think of an analogue for it? Sounds a bit Disco Elysium from your capsule description.
 

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The Thing dropped earlier and I noticed I had both Outer's on muh wishlist, so I thought I'd ask you. Can you think of an analogue for it? Sounds a bit Disco Elysium from your capsule description.
It's a basically New Vegas in outer space with a lot more gay and female characters. And only about 12 hours long.
 
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