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I have absolutely devastating news. My lunch order was lost by Uber eats and now I have to wait 45 more minutes. I will make it guys. I have the courage and strength.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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And by the time it gets there, you'll still have an hour and 15 minutes before lunchtime.
How the fuck do you afford to have every meal delivered every day? I can't. Like, I can, but it'd be a retarded waste of a lot of money.
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The trick is to not eat a lot.
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Also a lot of restaurants do free delivery.
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Oh fuck my ass. 3 services I've asked for all decided 3:30 is the best time to come. Even though I specifically asked for different times and they agreed.
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I just realized under all the trash is an already dangerous combination of electrical connection. This place is a fucking fire hazard. The "evaluator" almost blew it up by stepping on a wire and shorting a connection.
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Five alarm house fires are just objects and circumstance
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I actually don't recommend The Outer Worlds. I just really enjoy it. I think most of you guys would hate it's light hearted dark comedy whimsy.Hey TurkWas it Outer Worlds or Wilds you were recommending?
The Thing dropped earlier and I noticed I had both Outer's on muh wishlist, so I thought I'd ask you. Can you think of an analogue for it? Sounds a bit Disco Elysium from your capsule description.
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It's a basically New Vegas in outer space with a lot more gay and female characters. And only about 12 hours long.
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It's written and designed by the 2 guys who did Fallout 1 so you know the kind of humor you can get.
Here am I floating in a tin can, Sue Lightning math/politics lecture ensues? I'm becoming tepid..
Warming up again. Guide me, Turkster.
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I've made an executive decision to change the national anthem to this:
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Can Ontario retain our provincial anthem of the scotty2hotty and grandmaster sexay theme? Just until the New Year.
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Oh yeah. That stays.
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Also I hate to warn you. Unilateral decisions lead to multilateral punishments in Ontario. We can all go down for this.
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I'm a renegade. Like Dirty Harry.
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Turdy Harry and you just poop on peoples lawns and run away while still pooping.