The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

I have absolutely devastating news. My lunch order was lost by Uber eats and now I have to wait 45 more minutes. I will make it guys. I have the courage and strength.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I have absolutely devastating news. My lunch order was lost by Uber eats and now I have to wait 45 more minutes. I will make it guys. I have the courage and strength.

And by the time it gets there, you'll still have an hour and 15 minutes before lunchtime.

How the fuck do you afford to have every meal delivered every day? I can't. Like, I can, but it'd be a retarded waste of a lot of money.

 

[Turk February]

And by the time it gets there, you'll still have an hour and 15 minutes before lunchtime.

How the fuck do you afford to have every meal delivered every day? I can't. Like, I can, but it'd be a retarded waste of a lot of money.

The trick is to not eat a lot.

 

[Turk February]

Also a lot of restaurants do free delivery.

 

[Turk February]

Oh fuck my ass. 3 services I've asked for all decided 3:30 is the best time to come. Even though I specifically asked for different times and they agreed.

 

[Turk February]

I just realized under all the trash is an already dangerous combination of electrical connection. This place is a fucking fire hazard. The "evaluator" almost blew it up by stepping on a wire and shorting a connection.

 

[Randal_X2]

Hey Turk Was it Outer Worlds or Wilds you were recommending?

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Five alarm house fires are just objects and circumstance

 

[Turk February]

Hey Turk Was it Outer Worlds or Wilds you were recommending?

I actually don't recommend The Outer Worlds. I just really enjoy it. I think most of you guys would hate it's light hearted dark comedy whimsy.

 

[Randal_X2]

I actually don't recommend The Outer Worlds. I just really enjoy it. I think most of you guys would hate it's light hearted dark comedy whimsy.

The Thing dropped earlier and I noticed I had both Outer's on muh wishlist, so I thought I'd ask you. Can you think of an analogue for it? Sounds a bit Disco Elysium from your capsule description.

 

[Turk February]

The Thing dropped earlier and I noticed I had both Outer's on muh wishlist, so I thought I'd ask you. Can you think of an analogue for it? Sounds a bit Disco Elysium from your capsule description.

It's a basically New Vegas in outer space with a lot more gay and female characters. And only about 12 hours long.

 

[Turk February]

It's a basically New Vegas in outer space with a lot more gay and female characters. And only about 12 hours long.

It's written and designed by the 2 guys who did Fallout 1 so you know the kind of humor you can get.

 

[Randal_X2]

It's a basically New Vegas in outer space with a lot more gay and female characters. And only about 12 hours long.

Here am I floating in a tin can, Sue Lightning math/politics lecture ensues? I'm becoming tepid..

 

[Randal_X2]

It's written and designed by the 2 guys who did Fallout 1 so you know the kind of humor you can get.

Warming up again. Guide me, Turkster.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've made an executive decision to change the national anthem to this:

 

[Turk February]

I've made an executive decision to change the national anthem to this:

Can Ontario retain our provincial anthem of the scotty2hotty and grandmaster sexay theme? Just until the New Year.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Can Ontario retain our provincial anthem of the scotty2hotty and grandmaster sexay theme? Just until the New Year.

Oh yeah. That stays.

 

[Turk February]

Also I hate to warn you. Unilateral decisions lead to multilateral punishments in Ontario. We can all go down for this.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also I hate to warn you. Unilateral decisions lead to multilateral punishments in Ontario. We can all go down for this.

I'm a renegade. Like Dirty Harry.

 

[Turk February]

I'm a renegade. Like Dirty Harry.

Turdy Harry and you just poop on peoples lawns and run away while still pooping.