What if he says the wound looks like a little pussy and we all have to fuck it?
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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All of us? I'll get tired a few months in. I'll try because I'm a patriot but I can't promise anything.
Why not just fuck my cute little ass? It seems more practical. I'll send him a letter demanding it.
The Revolutionary Committee of Ontario thinks that sodomy isn't satanic enough
God they can be cruel sometimes. I can't believe what they're doing in Manitoba. Those are civilians. Women. Children. No mercy at all.
I've been waiting to mention this in this topic for a while... I've been in the same bar as Wayne Gretzky AND Mario Lemieux
You say annex, I say liberate
If you rename your stupid country to something cool like "Canada" I agree to your terms.
Important update. My hand still hurts.
Important update. The medics will no longer see me and have asked I don't call. I was never abusive or even cursed. I had no idea I did something wrong.
I say we make a New Chelyabinsk in Alaska and squeeze them all into it. Anyone who doesn't fit in New Chelyabinsk is a traitor.
Then we can use that as an artillery range.
It's that special time of the day. Ok lunch you bitches.
You laughed at me when you thought I was alone. And had nothing to hear but my echo. I never loved you anyways. I always thought you were unkind. I don't care who you are or who your new friends are. You've changed @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
Why did I pick a breathing instrument that requires the right hand? I can barely use either. Next time I'll get a glockenspiel.
More like a cocktasuck
A popular woodwind instrument. Still requires breath control.
What?
I bet you asked the female medic out on a date or something.
I am a red haired dog with a torn up tail. My dinner is snow. My puppies are at the bottom of the river.