The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

I just said you were a good looking man in another thread and I didnt even get a response. My fawkin feelings, dude.

I'm sorry but many guys on here are always trying to fuck me. In the butt. I can't always focus on every one.

 

[Turk February]

Just an update. The medics haven't come in 5 days. My hand in absolute agony. It's traditional.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Just an update. The medics haven't come in 5 days. My hand in absolute agony. It's traditional.

Are you healing/taking any antibiotics, or are you still at risk of dying from sepsis? Does your family know you have poison hand?

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Are you healing/taking any antibiotics, or are you still at risk of dying from sepsis? Does your family know you have poison hand?

His faith in objects and circumstance will carry him through.

 

[Turk February]

Are you healing/taking any antibiotics, or are you still at risk of dying from sepsis? Does your family know you have poison hand?

My family wants me dead. I'm a liability. But no. I'm out of antibiotics. Just advil for me.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

My family wants me dead. I'm a liability. But no. I'm out of antibiotics. Just advil for me.

Nigga you have more or less free healthcare and you're rotting away instead of going to a hospital. I respect that

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Nigga you have more or less free healthcare and you're rotting away instead of going to a hospital. I respect that

He's too scared. That's not respectable

 

[Turk February]

Nigga you have more or less free healthcare and you're rotting away instead of going to a hospital. I respect that

I just threw up on my pants. No respect warranted.

 

[Mass.gov]

He's too scared. That's not respectable

There's enough information in this thread alone for you or any other concerned person to take matters into their own hands, do the right thing, and save him. I wanted to, but now I can't give a care.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

He's too scared. That's not respectable

Yeah i know, just having a loff. Turk needs some tough love but i think Death might get to him first

 

[Turk February]

He's too scared. That's not respectable

I've had surgery twice from eating meats. I can go. I just don't want to leave my apartment you gay western bitch.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

There's enough information in this thread alone that you or any other concerned person can take matters on themselves to do the right thing and save him, I wanted to but now I could give a care.

If it's true that the medics have been there and he didn't go with them to the hospital then what? I'm going to fly over there and drag him?

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I've had surgery twice from eating meats. I can go. I just don't want to leave my apartment you gay western bitch.

Esophageal enlargement surgery is elective.

 

[Mass.gov]

If it's true that the medics have been there and he didn't go with them to the hospital then what? I'm going to fly over there and drag him?

https://www.ontario.ca/files/2024-05/moh-information-guide-involuntary-patients-en-2024-05-21.pdf

teehee

 

[Turk February]

If it's true that the medics have been there and he didn't go with them to the hospital then what? I'm going to fly over there and drag him?

The medics did field work and took pictures for doctors.

 

[Turk February]

Esophageal enlargement surgery is elective.

I couldn't even swallow my own saliva.

 

[Turk February]

I had a bottle in the ER to drool into cuz it was totally blocked.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

https://www.ontario.ca/files/2024-05/moh-information-guide-involuntary-patients-en-2024-05-21.pdf

teehee

I'm not a shrink and again - if medics were there and they thought his problem rose to the level of insanity they could refer him.

 

[Mass.gov]

I'm not a shrink and again - if medics were there and they thought his problem rose to the level of insanity they could refer him.

Let's get him locked up!

for the lols

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

"Uhhh hello Ontario? Some guy on a shitposting forum has an abscess in his hand and agoraphobia. I think he's crazy please institutionalize him immediately. My name? Terry Fox."