I probably did. When I get bandaged up I start getting bored and ask personal questions.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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It's fucking 6. The doctor was supposed to call me at 4. Free healthcare my ass. In gunna pee. In the hall. Out of protest.
Pipe down.
I'm actually allowed to speak for once. The committee has permitted it this thanksgiving.
Oh my mistake! Carry on.
I face planted last night. And I shit myself while knocked out. It was funny. You all should have been there.
Oh great, so you probably have a concussion on top of everything else. You have to hit your head pretty fucking hard to KO yourself.
I shit myself too. I'm fucking hardcore.
I grew up in the punk rock scene in Waterloo where we would just beat the shit out of each other at the community center every weekend listening to shitty music. I don't think it's anything serious. I've seen serious.
nigga they're gonna find you dead, covered in your own shit, with a half-typed shitpost about living in Korea on your phone
Whatever
I want that in my obituary "before finding peace he pooped, down his right leg"
"he is now in hell with all the kitties and raccoons. He wasn't even actually gay though he often claimed to be"
At this point you honestly need to be institutionalized. You can't take care of yourself or manage to not hurt yourself for more than a couple days. It's actually sad. You need supervision like a child.
I will fuck you up bitch. It's Thanksgiving. Nothing is sad.
Sadness has been outlawed for the duration of the holiday by the committee. It's punishable by hanging.
@Turk February comment?
Yeah, Canada should be a state that's bigger than all of the US. Fuck off.
I saw some Youtube ad about why you can't return all cans and bottles in Ontario, just booze containers. The hippie blamed it on Rob Ford, which instantly made me skip the video because I assume his reasoning was cool as fuck.
We need PeePee to take over before Trudeau sells the country to Donald Trump.