The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

That just be why he loves himself so much

Imagine an alternate universe where boq's a vagina and goes ,"yucky"

 

[Turry]

He'd just puke constantly until he died

 

[Turk February]

He'd just puke constantly until he died

And pee out of a hole men don't know about. Because he's a vagina.

 

[Turk February]

Vagina Boq is my favorite new character. He's such a vagina.

 

[Turry]

It would explain all the drooling

 

[Turk February]

It would explain all the drooling

Goes to doctor to get checked for why he has a lisp. "Well, I believe you're a vagina"

 

[Guest]

Has Turk posted a picture of his hand yet? I’m beginning to think 90% of what you’ve written the last 3 months isn’t real. Just delusions caused by sleep deprivation.

 

[Turk February]

Has Turk posted a picture of his hand yet? I’m beginning to think 90% of what you’ve written the last 3 months isn’t real. Just delusions caused by sleep deprivation.

I can't post it. "Hand" has been a stand in for my pee pee or what we call a "penis'

 

[Turk February]

Actually jokes aside while it looks fine now the pain is worse than it's ever been.

 

[Guest]

Actually jokes aside while it looks fine now the pain is worse than it's ever been.

You back to work yet?

 

[Turk February]

You back to work yet?

Actually the pain makes the compensatory injuries worse. I can't keep track of time cuz I faint so often.

 

[Guest]

Actually the pain makes the compensatory injuries worse. I can't keep track of time cuz I faint so often.

Can you be serious for one moment?

 

[Turk February]

Semaphore

demo off of upcoming EP Saccharine

on.soundcloud.com

Me actually playing bass. And singing a fairly racist song.

Edit 1 : I know I cant sing.

 

[Turk February]

It's almost lunch time FAGGOTS

 

[Turk February]

Important update. I lost my keys.

 

[Turk February]

Important update. I found my keys but lost them again.

 

[Professor Consent]

There's a Christmas thread too now if anyone wants to post in there.

 

[Turk February]

There's a Christmas thread too now if anyone wants to post in there.

Christmas is gay and you don't even poop right. I am sorry. I am upset. You poop fine.

 

[Turk February]

Btw I just spilled a coke on a fucking mass of wires which was already a fire hazard. I may burn the house down tonight.

 

[Opesterino]

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