The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

Important update. Even though everything is sticky nothing appears to have shorted. Fire not happening.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Btw I just spilled a coke on a fucking mass of wires which was already a fire hazard. I may burn the house down tonight.

Stop fucking up constantly. PLEASE.

 

[Turk February]

Stop fucking up constantly. PLEASE.

No. You stop fucking up. I'm sick of your elitism you gay fuck. I'll piss right here. You bitch.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Stop almost accidentally killing yourself. You're like Wile E. Coyote except super fucking bleak. You'd run into a tunnel painted on a mountain but instead of turning into a pancake and peeling yourself off the wall, you'd lay there twitching and gurgling and trying to scream. It'd be awful and would haunt my dreams forever.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

No. You stop fucking up. I'm sick of your elitism you gay fuck. I'll piss right here. You bitch.

No. Stop fucking up right now.

 

[Turk February]

Stop almost accidentally killing yourself. You're like Wile E. Coyote except super fucking bleak. You'd run into a tunnel painted on a mountain but instead of turning into a pancake and peeling yourself off the wall, you'd twitch and gurgle and try to scream. It'd be awful and would haunt my dreams forever.

I don't eat fish bones and I know how to pee on my poop. Can you say the same thing? No. Stop being an oppressor. Try and be positive.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't eat fish bones and I know how to pee on my poop. Can you say the same thing? No. Stop being an oppressor. Try and be positive.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm an oppressor lol. Me. Abe Vigoda.

 

[Turry]

I'm an oppressor lol. Me. Abe Vigoda.

To the nihilist love feels like hate and concern feels like oppression

 

[Professor Consent]

Important update. Even though everything is sticky nothing appears to have shorted. Fire not happening.

You know what's sticky and short?

 

[Turk February]

You know what's sticky and short?

Your fucking neck when I get my machete.

 

[Turk February]

It's almost lunch time.

 

[Turk February]

I forget what the fuck I ordered

 

[Turry]

You taking b12 supplements, turkster?

 

[Turk February]

You taking b12 supplements, turkster?

You take d12 butt implants so you can look like a black man you fuck.

 

[Turk February]

But I assure you whatever I got has red pepper so it's healthy.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You take d12 butt implants so you can look like a black man you fuck.

Holy shit I just shot snot down my face laughing at that

 

[Turry]

You take d12 butt implants so you can look like a black man you fuck.

I'm basically black from the waist down already brother.

 

[Turry]

Turk gets so mad when people try to take care of him. That's why he's so mad at Jesus.

 

[Turry]

"REEEEEE I think I'm a piece of shit and how dare you contradict me REEEEEEEEEEEEE" the mindset of a Turk