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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
- Thread starter TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
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Stop fucking up constantly. PLEASE.
No. You stop fucking up. I'm sick of your elitism you gay fuck. I'll piss right here. You bitch.
Stop almost accidentally killing yourself. You're like Wile E. Coyote except super fucking bleak. You'd run into a tunnel painted on a mountain but instead of turning into a pancake and peeling yourself off the wall, you'd lay there twitching and gurgling and trying to scream. It'd be awful and would haunt my dreams forever.
No. Stop fucking up right now.
I don't eat fish bones and I know how to pee on my poop. Can you say the same thing? No. Stop being an oppressor. Try and be positive.
I'm an oppressor lol. Me. Abe Vigoda.
To the nihilist love feels like hate and concern feels like oppression
You know what's sticky and short?
Your fucking neck when I get my machete.
It's almost lunch time.
I forget what the fuck I ordered
You take d12 butt implants so you can look like a black man you fuck.
But I assure you whatever I got has red pepper so it's healthy.
Holy shit I just shot snot down my face laughing at that
I'm basically black from the waist down already brother.