The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Day Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

This Canadian Thanksgiving Day Spectacular has taken a bit of a dark turn.

Yeah, I'm sorry to announce but @NoBacon has died of the only strain of AIDS exclusive to gay men. How mysterious. How complicated.

 

[guest]

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[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Ladies and gentlemen, all the way from Los Angeles, California, Canada, with our national anthem, I'm proud to announce Methods of Mayhem.

That's not the song I asked them to play.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Now I fucking HAVE to get drunk, Terrrrry

 

[Consensual Rapist]

What exactly is Canadian thanksgiving celebrating? Did they just steal it from us to not feel left out?

It started out when East and West Canadian hockey teams came together in harmony, eh?
So then they came together and had fish and brewis, Ginger beef, and Rappie pie, right?
Only hoosiers don’t know that, yeah?

 

[Chive Turkey]

Is Canadian Thanksgiving food like American Thanksgiving food or do you stuff ducks with poutine or something?

 

[guest]

Anybody who talks shit on poutine is an enemy of civilization

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

This is my favorite Canadian docudrama

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Is Canadian Thanksgiving food like American Thanksgiving food or do you stuff ducks with poutine or something?

Someone, I think Lamont and Tonelli brought up a turkey stuffed with poutine the other day and I thought it was a PFG idea, but yeah it's just plain old Thanksgiving food.

 

[Meownaw]

Anybody who talks shit on poutine is an enemy of civilization

Never had it but it looks like trash.

 

[Turk February]

This is your culture. This is your nation. Pride. Honor. Glory. These are yours, Canadian.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Anybody who talks shit on poutine is an enemy of civilization

It's something that sounds weird on paper but probably works really well. I've seen enough No Reservations to acknowledge that the Quebecois know how to fawkin eat.

 

[guest]

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This is my favorite Canadian docudrama

I PAID FOR A FUCKIN LADY NOT FUCKIN COREY AND FUCKIN TREVOR

 

[guest]

Never had it but it looks like trash.

Fuck you. Americans would eat literal garbage if it had a slice of processed cheese on it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I disagree with a lot of the things this faggot says in this commercial. Beavers are fucking assholes and I don't know anyone who actually says zed instead of zee. And I am a lumberjack, I do eat blubber and I do live in an igloo. This Joe faggot is probably some hotshot from Toronto. I also know Jimmy, Sally and Suzie. Everyone does.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is your culture. This is your nation. Pride. Honor. Glory. These are yours, Canadian.

You getting rusted out there, Turk? The sun came out here. It's still windy and cold though.

 

[guest]

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[Turk February]

You getting rusted out there, Turk? The sun came out here. It's still windy and cold though.

The thing is I have never experienced a Bytown winter before but I heard they're buh ru tal. The k dub winters used to drive me up the wall. So get prepared for some whining in February.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

 

[guest]

The thing is I have never experienced a Bytown winter before but I heard they're buh ru tal. The k dub winters used to drive me up the wall. So get prepared for some whining in February.

What're they a buncha half faggots or sumptin tss