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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Day Spectacular Megathread
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WWAWD Vanier? It smoke crack pretty good
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Ours comes first, fucko.
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Doubtful. Maybe I'm just jealous of the good food.
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I'm several hours away from you, Turkster. She actually kicked you out on a cold, depressing, grey Canadian Thanksgiving? I wouldn't be too thankful for that. That's nothing to be too thankful fer.
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I already explained this. Prime minister Champlain dumorier overthrew a rebellion by Jean cretien and the VILLAIN Jack Layton so that Indians could go to school 24 hours a day for the entirety of the 60s.
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It's a fluid situation. As a progressive libertarian I can cope with this situation. Usually by sleeping under an elevator shaft and apologizing in the morning.
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But what's the big deeeeeaaaaal, Turk? What's her fuckin deeeeeeeaaaaaal, man? So you want to have some drinks on Canadian Thanksgiving, big deeeeeeeaaaaaaal. EVERYBODY'S DOIN' IT! THE WHOLE FUCKIN' COUNTRY'S FUCKIN' DOIN' IT, TURK!
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The nice thing about Ottawa is you can whip over to Gatineau and hit up the SAQ to get hammered for fawking cheap.
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Everyone in the world is celebrating, Abe. I had a gig in Tel Aviv for their Canadian Thanksgiving party, I was gunna debut my new single, but it got cancelled because of some political bullshit.
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Hey, Mrs. February, what are you thankful for? Being a goddamn stupit fuckin' bitch?
Say that to her with your fist cocked back. She'll let you back in.
Say that to her with your fist cocked back. She'll let you back in.
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Oh goodness no. She wouldn't like that one bit. She's doesn't like the b word.
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She fucked you. How does your wife kick you out of your house anyways? Are you Fred Flintstone for fuck's sake? Go the fuck home and tell her to shut her cat-babysitting ass up before you dunk her head in the toilet and punch her in the small of the back. I call that the "smarten up".
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The liquor prices are the same but the ciggies is where the savings is at
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I can't do that. I read Simone Debeauvoir
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And you can still get menthols if you're a nigger like me and enjoy that type of thing.
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This Canadian Thanksgiving Day Spectacular has taken a bit of a dark turn.
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I haven't been to Quebec in years but I got a 40 of gin for $16 once.
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Ladies and gentlemen, all the way from Los Angeles, California, Canada, with our national anthem, I'm proud to announce Methods of Mayhem.