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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Day Spectacular Megathread

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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Our country reeks of trees, our yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beef carcasses.
And we have to look after them, and our saddlesores are the best
We proudly wear women's clothing, and searing sand blows up our skirts.
And the buzzards, they soar overhead
And poisonous snakes will devour us whole
Our bones will bleach in the sun.
And we will probably go to Heck, and that is our great reward
For being the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen.
 
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