The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Day Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

What exactly is canadian thanksgiving? You people didn't have pilgrims

A long time ago there was this french guy named Champlain and he was all like Indians is people too. Then a chud named Alexander Johnson MacDonalds came along and killed Louis CK riel. It was all down hill from there my canigga

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I honestly have no idea. I think it's when we slaughtered a bunch of Indians or some shit.

I just want to see chef adam libby step out of a longhouse dressed in buckskin and a feather headdress as he serves you a burned, shit-covered turkey

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Even their chips wear dresses.
Homos lol.

You hadda drag the fucking chips into it.

Calvin Coolidge is banned from the Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Day Spectacular.

 

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[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I just want to see chef adam libby step out of a longhouse dressed in buckskin and a feather headdress as he serves you a burned, shit-covered turkey

 

[FamilyDollar]

A long time ago there was this french guy named Champlain and he was all like Indians is people too. Then a chud named Alexander Johnson MacDonalds came along and killed Louis CK riel. It was all down hill from there my canigga

I’d like to doxx myself a little here. I am a distant relative of Sir John A. You can all thank me now.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Saw him live one time too. Also bald.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

What part of Canada are these guys from?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I’d like to doxx myself a little here. I am a distant relative of Sir John A. You can all thank me now.

He ruled. He used to get shitfaced and piss off the balcony of this one hotel he stayed at all the time onto people.

 

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This is a David Wilcox thread now
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[Turk February]

I live walking distance from the museum of Canadian history and over 3 weeks I visited every exhibit related to Canadian history. All I've retained is Trade Muskets look cool but suck dick and the French were probably the only reason Native Canadians still exist.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

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Make um doodie in pants

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

A long time ago there was this french guy named Champlain and he was all like Indians is people too. Then a chud named Alexander Johnson MacDonalds came along and killed Louis CK riel. It was all down hill from there my canigga

Oh yeah. I learned all this in grade 4. Canadian history is wildly uninteresting.

 

[FamilyDollar]

He ruled. He used to get shitfaced and piss off the balcony of this one hotel he stayed at all the time onto people.

I’ve heard that my family were ashamed of him and wouldn’t mention their relation to him. I guess they were a bunch of prudes and didn't want to be associated with a Lady Di level alcy.

WWAWD pissing off balconies? I’ve pissed out a house window once. Felt great.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is a David Wilcox thread now

Some people call me a gay apple

 

[Turk February]

Oh yeah. I learned all this in grade 4. Canadian history is wildly uninteresting.

Breaking character here. Living in the heart of Canada's capital I've subjected myself to countless museums and propaganda events and shit and I've grown a genuine sense of patriotism and interest in our cultural artifacts and stories.

 

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Some people call me a gay apple

Shut your FUCKING MOUTH

 

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Breaking character here. Living in the heart of Canada's capital

I'm so sorry Turk February

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Shut your FUCKING MOUTH

Life to me is like a really gay fantasy

 

[UnPRePared]

This is Canada to me.