The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Day Spectacular Megathread

[guest]

Thanksgiving (French: Action de grâce) or Thanksgiving Day (French: Jour de l'Action de grâce), is an annual Canadian holiday and harvest festival, held on the second Monday in October, which celebrates the harvest and other blessings of the past year. Outside of the country, it may be referred to as Canadian Thanksgiving to distinguish it from the American holiday of the same name and related celebrations in other regions.

 

[guest]

Thanksgiving (French: Action de grâce) or Thanksgiving Day (French: Jour de l'Action de grâce), is an annual Canadian holiday and harvest festival, held on the second Monday in October, which celebrates the harvest and other blessings of the past year. Outside of the country, it may be referred to as Canadian Thanksgiving to distinguish it from the American holiday of the same name and related celebrations in other regions.

WE KNOWWWWW

 

[guest]

WE KNOWWWWW

be nice now...

 

[guest]

Slightly off topic but all the french-canadians I've met were like that Triumph the Insult Comic Dog meme - dumb and obnoxious.

 

[guest]

Slightly off topic but all the french-canadians I've met were like that Triumph the Insult Comic Dog meme - dumb and obnoxious.

Fair. The Quebecois need to be purged from this land

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Never had it but it looks like trash.

Of course it's fucking MINAW coming in to MY Canadian Thanksgiving Day Spectacular with a hot nigger faggot COMMIE take like that. GET OUT! GETTHEFUCKOUT!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Slightly off topic but all the french-canadians I've met were like that Triumph the Insult Comic Dog meme - dumb and obnoxious.

They're the worst kind of people in the world.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm gonna get hammered and make a squaw disappear from the side of a highway

This was Line Of The Day, by the way.

 

[Turk February]

They're the worst kind of people in the world.

I've found them to be accomadating if curt, I could see myself becoming one of them if I could just learn what the word "was" is in French

 

[Turk February]

J'ai besoin du Coors Lite, desole, ma femme a mes dollars.

 

[Turk February]

J'ai besoin du Coors Lite, desole, ma femme a mes dollars.

Side note, if you took French in the 90s in Canada, and don't know any words in this song, your retention is shit, and you probably eat your own poopies

 

[guest]

The same way I spend all down days, enjoying the redditiors.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

J'ai besoin du Coors Lite, desole, ma femme a mes dollars.

You wanna speak fuckin Mexican you can go do it somewhere else, vato. This is a thread for patriots.

 

[Turk February]

You wanna speak fuckin Mexican you can go do it somewhere else, vato. This is a thread for patriots.

This is a multicultural country, you dumb nguy, there's no racism here

 

[guest]

This is a multicultural country, you dumb nguy, there's no racism here

In general the whites aren't racist but everyone else is.

 

[Turk February]

I wrote a whole song about it too, you know what I mean @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda , a whole song about LOVE between Ontario and Quebec.
(to any american interlopers, Ile De Hull, or Hull Island is the largest urban crossing between Ontario and Quebec, English and French Canada)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I got a bag of Miss Vickie's All Dressed Up and a 40 of Alberta Premium. The preferred brand of Mr. Lahey in season one of Trailer Park Boys and widely considered the worst Canadian rye available. You might say "but Abe, Royal Reserve is clearly the worst!" But you'd be wrong because Royal Reserve comes with a free sticker that you can put on your car or a loved one's tombstone to display your despicable alcoholism. Alberta Premium also has one of the ugliest bottles of all time. I'm gonna get wasted and shoot tannerite and scare the fuck out of my neighbours.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

When I was younger I had a wallet completely covered in Royal Reserve stickers. One day it all clicked how fucking embarrassed I should've been every time I pulled it out and I got a new one.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I gotta say, Miss Vickie's are generally my favourite chips, but this is not the texture I'm looking for in an all dressed chip. Miss Vickie needs a man to keep her in her lane.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Happy Native American Genocide Day yall