The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Day Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

I gotta say, Miss Vickie's are generally my favourite chips, but this is not the texture I'm looking for in an all dressed chip. Miss Vickie needs a man to keep her in her lane.

They taste like shirt board. Enjoying them is cultural trauma.

 

[guest]

Happy Native American Genocide Day yall

It's not right to celebrate that until we've finished up.

One lonely waif on the side of the highway at a time

 

[guest]

They taste like shirt board. Enjoying them is cultural trauma.

How was the Freedom Convoy? Looked fun as hell.

 

[RapistWithHIV]

The nice thing about Ottawa is you can whip over to Gatineau and hit up the SAQ to get hammered for fawking cheap.

When I was 16 we used to go over the bridge to Gatineau & buy beer from Quebec gas stations with no ID. It was laughably easy compared to the Karen run LCBO's. Wearing a backpack after high school hours didn't even deter them from selling.

Breaking character here. Living in the heart of Canada's capital I've subjected myself to countless museums and propaganda events and shit and I've grown a genuine sense of patriotism and interest in our cultural artifacts and stories.

I fawking hate Ottawa. Sterilized bureaucratic feeling downtown & rest of the city littered with depressing commie block apartment slabs. Will return to Nova Scotia & stick my cock in a lobster ASAP. Only good thing is proximity to Montreal.

Is Canadian Thanksgiving food like American Thanksgiving food or do you stuff ducks with poutine or something?

I had a duck poutine in old Montreal once.

 

[Turk February]

When I was 16 we used to go over the bridge to Gatineau & buy beer from Quebec gas stations with no ID. It was laughably easy compared to the Karen run LCBO's. Wearing a backpack after high school hours didn't even deter them from selling.


I fawking hate Ottawa. Sterilized bureaucratic feeling downtown & rest of the city littered with depressing commie block apartment slabs. Will return to Nova Scotia & stick my cock in a lobster ASAP. Only good thing is proximity to Montreal.


I had a duck poutine in old Montreal once.

Ottawa might not be for you, but it's sent out a message, you're free to go elsewhere

 

[Turk February]

The world may laugh at us but we are the only truly progressive classical liberal society in the world. We may be an experiment for the rest of the world, but we take it in stride, with pride, honor, and dignity. We don't take our leaders as examples, unless its what not to do. We are the true north, strong, and free, I wouldn't live anywhere else, even if they gave the trannys flamethrowers, I love this soil and everyone who walks over it. C'est le destin de notre peuple.

 

[guest]

The world may laugh at us but we are the only truly progressive classical liberal society in the world. We may be an experiment for the rest of the world, but we take it in stride, with pride, honor, and dignity. We don't take our leaders as examples, unless its what not to do. We are the true north, strong, and free, I wouldn't live anywhere else, even if they gave the trannys flamethrowers, I love this soil and everyone who walks over it. C'est le destin de notre peuple.

WWAWD singing "In all of us command"?

Fag shit if you ask me

 

[Turk February]

WWAWD singing "In all of us command"?

Fag shit if you ask me

Not at all offended. We accepted it as a united and proud nation, sorry you got left out in the cold, but someone would be.

 

[Turk February]

me after 4 drinks

 

[guest]

 

[Turk February]

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I'm the girl, but don't tell anyone, they'll make fun of me if they find out

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Father's side came from some piddlin' village called Heart's Delight in Newfoundland. Always had a soft spot for ya Canucks.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I honestly have no idea. I think it's when we slaughtered a bunch of Indians or some shit.

You stole our fawken bit

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I cut myself real bad, folks.

 

[guest]

You stole our fawken bit

It was an homage!

 

[guest]

I cut myself real bad, folks.

Tuna can?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I’ve always been curious about the Canadian interest in country music. I know Hank Snow was a big name for mainstream country way back in the day, and Ian Tyson was notable as well

 

[guest]

I’ve always been curious about the Canadian interest in country music. I know Hank Snow was a big name for mainstream country way back in the day, and Ian Tyson was notable as well

Look up some fawkin Wilf Carter and some Stompin Tom. We've got huge prairies buddy

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

No mention of the greatest Canadian country singer? Matterferyerselves, buds.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Tuna can?

FUCK you. Shut the FUCK UP!