So many dumb teachers in my life.
This grade history teacher had a history of fucking the girls after school but they couldn’t prove it. One day they pulled him out of the classroom and he was never allowed to teach again. But because he had tenure, they couldn’t fire him. So he ended up getting some dumb office admin job.
One science teacher got busted for selling weed. When he was fired, his replacement was the biggest pushover ever. During any test, you’d call him over “sooo is it A? B? C?”” And he’d basically give you the answer. “Read the question again and look at B.”
One English teacher got fired almost immediately after hitting this one kid’s hands with a ruler. This was when Austin Powers was really big and he kept doing Dr Evil every day for probably 4 months. Going “well throw me a frickin’ bone here, Scott”. She finally screamed at him to shut up and had him put the fingers on the desk, whacked him hard. We laughed. He cried to the principal and she was gone.
This was when computers were considered evil but they abandoned hand writing assignments. So all the students had to type their papers and teachers didn’t know how to use the internet. They never heard of Cheatzone (I think this was the name of the site) or Angelfire sites. My C++ teacher thought I was a genius cause I “created blackjack” meanwhile it was just copied & pasted.
My best teacher was the 10th grade Spanish teacher. Older fat Argentina woman. Happy to be there, always smiling, played music, lessons were easy, watch a bunch of telenovelas and ask if we understood any of them. Every test was open book. Let us cheat off each other for the final exam. End of the year she brought tamales & Inca Cola for a class party. She died about 10 years after I graduated and the whole town got together for her. Thank you for your service.
This grade history teacher had a history of fucking the girls after school but they couldn’t prove it. One day they pulled him out of the classroom and he was never allowed to teach again. But because he had tenure, they couldn’t fire him. So he ended up getting some dumb office admin job.
One science teacher got busted for selling weed. When he was fired, his replacement was the biggest pushover ever. During any test, you’d call him over “sooo is it A? B? C?”” And he’d basically give you the answer. “Read the question again and look at B.”
One English teacher got fired almost immediately after hitting this one kid’s hands with a ruler. This was when Austin Powers was really big and he kept doing Dr Evil every day for probably 4 months. Going “well throw me a frickin’ bone here, Scott”. She finally screamed at him to shut up and had him put the fingers on the desk, whacked him hard. We laughed. He cried to the principal and she was gone.
This was when computers were considered evil but they abandoned hand writing assignments. So all the students had to type their papers and teachers didn’t know how to use the internet. They never heard of Cheatzone (I think this was the name of the site) or Angelfire sites. My C++ teacher thought I was a genius cause I “created blackjack” meanwhile it was just copied & pasted.
My best teacher was the 10th grade Spanish teacher. Older fat Argentina woman. Happy to be there, always smiling, played music, lessons were easy, watch a bunch of telenovelas and ask if we understood any of them. Every test was open book. Let us cheat off each other for the final exam. End of the year she brought tamales & Inca Cola for a class party. She died about 10 years after I graduated and the whole town got together for her. Thank you for your service.
What was he thinking?
