Straight Cis White Male Rick at it again

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And again, the cancelling begins:

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This is so fucking easy.

After that fat teacher claiming the reddit guy was more polite in his emails than pat and that powerful black woman clem, I think this bit has long term legs. Not that it wasn't a great bit before that or anything, but the "maybe you deserve these people saying awful things in your name since you're an awful person" part really did it for me.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

*Sniff*

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I'm so sorry, Julia.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Piggy appears to correcT the record:

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Julia Metraux

Julia Métraux is a journalist whose work has appeared in Narratively, The Tempest, BUST, and Briarpatch Magazine.

juliasmetraux.journoportfolio.com

Contact form at the bottom of the page

 

[Udders]

Piggy appears to correcT the record:

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Maybe hes learning, thats a much better message than "You've been duped etc etc."

And of course faggots in Berkeley are still masking.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Piggy appears to correcT the record:

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Captain Autism Pat kool-aid man's his way in yet again.

We mainly target LGBTQ and soft targets, huh? Well, I guess Fatrick qualifies as both.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I find it hard to believe that these people are real.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

After that fat teacher claiming the reddit guy was more polite in his emails than pat and that powerful black woman clem, I think this bit has long term legs. Not that it wasn't a great bit before that or anything, but the "maybe you deserve these people saying awful things in your name since you're an awful person" part really did it for me.

I agree. I think demonstrating a patina of respect in the emails is good. When he inevitably out Patricks the Reddit guy they hate him more

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Also, the key logger that the Redditor has on pats compute revealed he sent this message to her.

Man he’s an entitled cunt

 

[Stent]

These dumb cunts continue to abuse Patrick's platform. This is his space in space!

 

[guest]

Also, the key logger that the Redditor has on pats compute revealed he sent this message to her.

Man he’s an entitled cunt

I hope none of these people know about when he successfully got a restraining order against a stlaker. Really adds credibility.

 

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Piggy appears to correcT the record:

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"who they view as soft targets."

Haha. Pat, they're just twitter people. You're all the same, he/him/them/it. You're all soft targets...and you're fat.

 

[Sputnik]

Also, the key logger that the Redditor has on pats compute revealed he sent this message to her.

Man he’s an entitled cunt

I like the idea of using the contact form as a way to be nicer than he is online, being subtly is the key. Not that I don't cackle when I read "knock it off spade."

 

[Missy's Mangled Handster]

Also, the key logger that the Redditor has on pats compute revealed he sent this message to her.

Man he’s an entitled cunt

This is the type of email that I think will really work - the more you actually type like Patrick and not call them niggers and cunts, the more they will believe it's actually him trying to gaslight. Remember Padawan_v2? No one on twitter could tell it wasn't Patrick. Don't even fuck with the Ts or anything, being Patrick alone is enough of a cunt.

And don't forget to add too many commas.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

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Holy fucking shit. I'm glad you included the tweet he replied to because otherwise I would've just assumed you were bullshitting and using a fake tweet generator thingy. What a fucking cocksucker.

EDIT: @NiceNameStupid is a god damn genius for this bit. Got a nigga cryin over here.

 

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So fucking funny. Theyre all morons.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I really fucked up big time guys...

Nice white-knighting, stupid:

This guy seems really intimidating:

Contact | Armon Owlia

www.armonowlia.com

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Forgot to give him piggy's twitter:

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I really fucked up big time guys...

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Nice white-knighting, stupid:

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This guy seems really intimidating:

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Contact | Armon Owlia

www.armonowlia.com

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Tries it with me? Is that supposed to sound like a threat? What a dope. All he would do is cry about in on twitter like all the rest. “Someone sent me a mean message! Call The Police! Get the FBI! They need to be in prison for being mean!”