Someone stole Pats pallet chairs

[JebJoh]

If its a false flag its a pretty retarded one. What the fuck does he hope to accomplish with that?

He seemed to be geuninley proud of his trash chairs. I cant imagine hed want to lose them for a bit like this.

The timing of the ad and his finding it immediately during the only hanfful of hours per week he isnt home is suspicious as all hell tho.

What do i know? Jobsite, 16, etc...

Nikki was sick of seeing garbage used as furniture in her yard. Maybe tired of her layabout husband sitting in the yard all day twittering away 10s of thousands of dollars.

At least when Patrick tweeted from his kitchen none of her neighbors saw him napping in the yard all day. “So what does he do for work? Does he make any money with his Twitter account? Any chance he’ll earn back that 83 grand this way?”

 

[Turk February]

He’s already got reasons why they can’t find who did it
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What the fuck is Opie and Anthony?

 

[SFWA liaison]

reminder Pat claims to have footage of SEVERAL times stlakers showed up at his home, including the vandalism incident

But he has NEVER shared any of that evidence on social media, yet he posts the image of the innocent lesbian couple?

He never posted the bike vandalism vid because he knows everyone will notice the resemblance. He doesn't share all the other videos because they don't even exist.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

reminder Pat claims to have footage of SEVERAL times stlakers showed up at his home, including the vandalism incident

But he has NEVER shared any of that evidence on social media, yet he posts the image of the innocent lesbian couple?

He never posted the bike vandalism vid because he knows everyone will notice the resemblance. He doesn't share all the other videos because they don't even exist.

He’s claimed multiple people on twitter are the person in his “vandal” video that looks exactly like him. Also the “vandal” didn’t flinch at the motion light because they’ve been there hundreds of times and don’t even notice it. Lying pig.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Those chairs looked extremely uncomfortable and he probably wanted them gone. False flag!!!!!

 

[NoBacon]

 

[DominusOdium]

What the fuck is Opie and Anthony?

I think it's somehow related to The Jim and Sam Show

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

It is kind of weird that the Craigslister nailed the timing with Pat and Niki being at a concert. That's like 1-in-100 odds on a Tuesday night.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

It is kind of weird that the Craigslister nailed the timing with Pat and Niki being at a concert. That's like 1-in-100 odds on a Tuesday night.

Youwillneverfindchairs1488, comment?

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

My stlakers have moved on from swatting me to calling in bomb threats in my name to making fake craigslist posts. Their stated goal is to get me killed and now they're angling for heartbreak-related suicide.

 

[Kinderman]

I really don’t think this attitude from pig is gonna go over well. He might lose his chairs at this rate.

 

[JebJoh]

I really don’t think this attitude from pig is gonna go over well. He might lose his chairs at this rate.

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Time to start sharing bonfire photos. Luckily nana has plenty of photos of criminal bonfires on his Twitter page. About time pat met the original pest

 

[PorqueDealer]

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Since Pat is an eternal man child, someone do a Lion Kang edit where Rafiki is holding Simba. But instead of Simba, it's his stupid chair.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I really don’t think this attitude from pig is gonna go over well. He might lose his chairs at this rate.

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LOL way to make it easier to just not give them back, Patrick.

Time to go root through some construction dumpsters to find your next set.

Unless this is an imposter Patrick post, in which case I would say well done

 

[BUBBLER]

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This might be the best one yet, bravo brotherman!

 

[Kinderman]

LOL way to make it easier to just not give them back, Patrick.

Time to go root through some construction dumpsters to find your next set.

Unless this is an imposter Patrick post, in which case I would say well done

That may or may not be a funster posting these ads to twist Pat’s tits.

 

[Stent]

Free: Duplex. Uninhabitable. Remove at your own expense. Don't bother knocking, just take it away.

 

[wbgreen]

LOL way to make it easier to just not give them back, Patrick.

Someone's Macbook is stolen, they post on Macbook asking for it to be returned. They won't threaten the thief, but ask politely for it back, emphasize they won't go tot he police, but need it back because it had important files for school or work. They don't get mad, they appeal to empathy. And that's for something valuable enough to be felony theft and easy to prove ownership and geo locate.

Not Pat went his chairs are gone. He can't be meek.

 

[FFWBTdad]

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" Ok, I'm sorry you're so stupid, Leroy... Unless you can provide me with a receipt? No? then it's clear you have been fooled by the cult of criminally obsessed,cyber stlakers who have been trying to kill me and my family for the last 6 years... Last time.... load those chairs on your truck and return my stolen property.... No questions asked, no blame assigned "