Someone stole Pats pallet chairs

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

The thought of Patrick throwing a temper tantrum and seething all day long because someone took those chairs is hilarious.

He loved drinking his tea with milk on them like he was living his best life and now he can’t do that anymore. It’s such a petty L that I 100% agree with whoever said they didn’t think he staged it because it’s too funny.

Patrick probably pulled up his 30 second clip and watched them walk off with his little project and started flipping out to Niki.

“What the FUCK two women just stole my fucking ADIRONDACK CHAIRS.”

5 minutes later he goes back to her

“Someone posted they were free to take on CRAIGSLIST. I just posted asking for them to be returned.”

It was probably the most he’s worked in the past month.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The thought of Patrick throwing a temper tantrum and seething all day long because someone took those chairs is hilarious.

He loved drinking his tea with milk on them like he was living his best life and now he can’t do that anymore. It’s such a petty L that I 100% agree with whoever said they didn’t think he staged it because it’s too funny.

Patrick probably pulled up his 30 second clip and watched them walk off with his little project and started flipping out to Niki.

“What the FUCK two women just stole my fucking ADIRONDACK CHAIRS.”

5 minutes later he goes back to her

“Someone posted they were free to take on CRAIGSLIST. I just posted asking for them to be returned.”

It was probably the most he’s worked in the past month.

At least the concert was fun.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I hope he gets sued when one of those fat lesbians try to sit on the chair and fucks her spine up

Or when they get sick from the toxic chemicals in the wood he used.

 

[PorqueDealer]

They are less than 3 miles away.
Why doesn't Piggy just carry them back to the Hovel?
He; runs half marathons, benches 250lb, has nothing to do all day.

Maybe he could use that 140IQ to procure a shopping cart and push them home.
That's using your thinking meats

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

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[Rick Roblinson]

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

If that really is Pat, why is he using the word stlaker?

 

[guest]

If that really is Pat, why is he using the word stlaker?

linger longer

 

[Hudson]

Kinda fucked up to be honest... I don't agree at all with someone fucking with him at home, if he wants to engage on X and texts ok, but a man's home is his castle, and I would be fucking pissed to the point of killing someone if they did this shit to me...



Just how i feel about it...

I agree. Anything interfering with the peaceful enjoyment of his home is morally and ethically wrong.

The pleasure and hilarity we get from the pure schadenfreude of such a terrible person however is off the charts.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

"Your solutions don't work"- says man who failed a special ed problem solving class in high school.

Imagine being such a a cunt that they give you an easy class to raise your gpa/meet a graduation requirement and you still just refuse to try at all.

 

[RickiLeaks]

"Civilian" who picked up Rick's chairs reaches out to him on Craigslist to arrange their return (☢️Pig Sperg-out Warning☢️)

This exchange occurred late last night on Craigslist in reply to Rick's begging "BRING BACK OUR ADIRONDACK CHAIRS" listing via CL's anonymous email relay. Rick takes the bait from another kiwi farmer (who posted this exchange there) hook, line, and sinker. What a fawkin CUNT. Stolen Chairs...

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[SFWA liaison]

Pat's ad got flagged and he re-posted about an hour ago https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/zip/7747500405.html

same text, added a picture of the chairs. Also changed the ttile to PLEASE RETURN OUR ADIRONDACK CHAIRS instead of the entitled: “Free” Adirondack Chairs


edit: he's also on Facebook demanding they be returned https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1833512200463719/

 

[Steve Ramone]

Pat's ad got flagged and he re-posted about an hour ago https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/zip/7747500405.html

same text, added a picture of the chairs. Also changed the ttile to PLEASE RETURN OUR ADIRONDACK CHAIRS instead of the entitled: “Free” Adirondack Chairs

Seems off to me, flagged just in case.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

This fucking maniac. ‘They existed long ago’ No shit, asshole who apparently has never heard of or listened to the radio.

‘We are not their first targets’ HA HA HOLEE SHIT!

‘They choose people at random’ WOW

At least he got the just for fun part.

And the takeaway here is his inability to disengage makes him actually dumber than Joe Cumia

 

[Treat Yourself]

I know he's autistic and a pig-headed idiot but the way he's trying so hard to get these chairs back you'd think they had drugs stashed in them or something. Nice attachment to kindling, stupid.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Pat's ad got flagged and he re-posted about an hour ago https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/zip/7747500405.html

same text, added a picture of the chairs. Also changed the ttile to PLEASE RETURN OUR ADIRONDACK CHAIRS instead of the entitled: “Free” Adirondack Chairs


edit: he's also on Facebook demanding they be returned https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1833512200463719/
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BRING BACK OUR ADIRONDACK CHAIRS!

Who does he think his is? Mel Gibson in Ramson? More like Hamson, shucky ducky!

 

[SFWA liaison]

I know he's autistic and a pig-headed idiot but the way he's trying so hard to get these chairs back you'd think they had drugs stashed in them or something. Nice attachment to kindling, stupid.

yeah the Adirondack chair FB marketplace page in the area really puts into perspective how ugly his former chairs are compared to the real thing, every single other listing is much better looking

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[CQ_Beans]

And the takeaway here is his inability to disengage makes him actually dumber than Joe Cumia

He eclipsed Cumia-esque retardation more than a few clicks backs and it’s only gotten better (worse) from here.

 

[Honoria]

Is the Facebook one down already? I was hoping Ade would stumble across it and have a laugh.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

And he can't even say "to whoever responded to the ad for the free.chairs I'm afraid you were the victim of a ruse meant to inconvenience my wife and I". Nope "you were made an unwitting accomplice to their crimes."

Nobody is allowed to be the victim except Pat! Why would anyone respond to this cunty ass ad, rather than just abandoning them by a dumpster somewhere. Even funnier would be if he tried to pursue legal action against the 'accessories after the fact ' and the law assigned a Hilariously low value to his chairs to the point it doesn't even count as theft.