Someone stole Pats pallet chairs

[Pino_palladino]

My uncle once pissed off a neighbor, so they got some shoe polish and wrote “Free Parts” on the back windshield of his car. Glad that has never happened to Rick

 

[Clint Ruin]

My uncle once pissed off a neighbor, so they got some shoe polish and wrote “Free Parts” on the back windshield of his car. Glad that has never happened to Rick

I'd rather not have a functioning car than put anything from that Rustang in it.

 

[Africa.com]

This is a Kiwi bit. I first seen them pull this off with noted goon Cyrax. If he didnt false fat himself, he must be fuming. He was so proud of those stupid fucking chairs. This would be a good time for Boomia to start flexing his own chairs again.

It was a selling point for the AirBNP (big nigger pepperoni)

 

[Rudderman]

Pat should have known that repeatedly posting about how great the chairs were would make a neighbor covet them to the point that they made a fake craigslist ad to give themselves plausible deniability when they stole them.

QED

 

[wbgreen]

Pat should have known that repeatedly posting about how great the chairs were would make a neighbor covet them to the point that they made a fake craigslist ad to give themselves plausible deniability when they stole them.

QED

The only scenario where I want this to be real is if Pat sees his chairs from the window of one his Section 8 neighbors. He'll do fuck all about it, but still have to see it everyday.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He’s drunk off his ass. I speak fluent drunk talk. This is it. He’s definitely hammered.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Hey that fence isn't backwards!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Anyone else feel bad for Patrick on this one? I'm still laughing but it's such a cruel thing to do. They were his favorite chairs. He made them himself. He was so proud of them. Summer's around the corner and he was looking forward to sunbathing on them with a beer and his lizard.

I really hope he can build a second, better set of chairs and then figure out how to bolt them into the concrete so they can't be removed so easily.

Its a shitty prank but the way pat is handling it is funny. Im sure the police he is suing have been informed and they are laughing.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Sorree if this joke has been made but I hope the chairs end up right outside Portage for 5 bucks each or trade for sexed chickens.

 

[firstimelongtime]

John Senator for Fetterman 2038!!1!

 

[Not-a-nasty-street-shitte]

Fake and gay. Like his marriage.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He is smoking rocks if he thinks they will contact him and return them.

 

[Kinderman]

We don’t do baby emails here.

I was waiting for that.

 

[Kinderman]

Boy, some of these KiwiFarmers are just plain mean

Edit: looks like this Kiwi edited they/their post to include Patrick’s own photo, which just seems humiliating.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Boy, some of these KiwiFarmers are just plain mean

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Not to mention he leaves them out in the rain, never properly treated them, so they are rotten on top of the shit quality wood

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Boy, some of these KiwiFarmers are just plain mean

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[SFWA liaison]

Pat is an Indian giver

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Pat is an Indian giver

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He should be happy they went to a lesbian couple.

 

[Kinderman]

Not to mention he leaves them out in the rain, never properly treated them, so they are rotten on top of the shit quality wood

Honestly, that KiwiFarmer is just saving Pat a few trips to the dumpster later on. He’s really an ungrateful heel.

He should be happy they went to a lesbian couple.

They were stolen from one, too.