My uncle once pissed off a neighbor, so they got some shoe polish and wrote “Free Parts” on the back windshield of his car. Glad that has never happened to Rick
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Someone stole Pats pallet chairs
- Thread starter Slackjawed Cow
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I'd rather not have a functioning car than put anything from that Rustang in it.
It was a selling point for the AirBNP (big nigger pepperoni)
The only scenario where I want this to be real is if Pat sees his chairs from the window of one his Section 8 neighbors. He'll do fuck all about it, but still have to see it everyday.
Hey that fence isn't backwards!
Its a shitty prank but the way pat is handling it is funny. Im sure the police he is suing have been informed and they are laughing.
Sorree if this joke has been made but I hope the chairs end up right outside Portage for 5 bucks each or trade for sexed chickens.
John Senator for Fetterman 2038!!1!
Fake and gay. Like his marriage.
He is smoking rocks if he thinks they will contact him and return them.
I was waiting for that.
Not to mention he leaves them out in the rain, never properly treated them, so they are rotten on top of the shit quality wood
Pat is an Indian giver
He should be happy they went to a lesbian couple.
Honestly, that KiwiFarmer is just saving Pat a few trips to the dumpster later on. He’s really an ungrateful heel.
They were stolen from one, too.