SHOTS FIRED AT DONALD TRUMP!!!!

[satanssockpuppet]

Outside of a Joe Biden press conference that might be true.

But given that Reagan and Teddy Roosevelt were both targets of failed assassinations, shooting a presidential candidate and missing the kill slightly isn't unheard of and doesn't in itself merit conspiracy, it makes it sound like you're just trying to explain away an outcome that you don't like.

No, I'm saying that assuming all available information is accurate, the shooter not only failed to achieve his goal, he completely fucked it up on a grand, massive scale. It was one of the worst assassination attempts of all-time. Although I do recall the Gerald Ford one being especially retarded.

 

[RobertMewler]

Fawk. False flag confirmed:

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Bro c'mon...this is as staged as the flag raising on Iwo Jima

"Staged" by whom and for what purpose?

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

No, I'm saying that assuming all available information is accurate, the shooter not only failed to achieve his goal, he completely fucked it up on a grand, massive scale. It was one of the worst assassination attempts of all-time. Although I do recall the Gerald Ford one being especially retarded.

What information wouldn't be accurate though? Someone shot him in the ear and he lived. Is there more information than that?

 

[DMAN]

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

"Staged" by whom and for what purpose?

By the campaign and for the benefit of Trump. Dude's either tied or within the margin of error in almost every poll against a guy who might not know what day it is.

 

[DMAN]

"Staged" by whom and for what purpose?

It;s called building heat and getting sympathy, jabrone. Noselling a gunshot is something that Teddy Roosevelt iconically did. If you can't make it happen organically, you make it happen.

Now tell The DMAN how devastated you were when the stage fell on top of Vince McMahon!!!

 

[Guest]

This but actually just fully feel this way without a hint of irony or sarcasm.

This is how you should be acting rn. [MEDIA=youtube]WQmrZXewToE[/MEDIA]

 

[Not Child.]

You guys inspired this video:



(poem is in iambic pentameter)

 

[Professor Consent]

Now tell The DMAN how devastated you were when the stage fell on top of Vince McMahon!!!

Don't joke about that. At least it wasn't as bad as the car bomb. How'd he survive that anyway?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Fawk. False flag confirmed:

Eww a cutter.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

What information wouldn't be accurate though? Someone shot him in the ear and he lived. Is there more information than that?

Not really. And, just based on that alone, it was one of the most inept assassination attempts in history, both in execution and results. And to me, that idea alone is pretty humorous.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Not really. And, just based on that alone, it was one of the most inept assassination attempts in history, both in execution and results. And to me, that idea alone is pretty humorous.

Wrong - it was right on the mark. He was aiming for the guy in the crowd who owed him money.

 

[Nigger Jim]

People saw the shooter.

So diversity hires more or less run the SS. Classic government

 

[RobertMewler]

Not really. And, just based on that alone, it was one of the most inept assassination attempts in history, both in execution and results. And to me, that idea alone is pretty humorous.

The shooter will become a martyr but tied to an asterisk for eternity.

 

[Nigger Jim]

I do wonder if this has anything to do with Elon backing him?

 

[Nigger Jim]

Thank god the shooter wasn’t Alec Baldwin.

 

[Turry]

Not really. And, just based on that alone, it was one of the most inept assassination attempts in history, both in execution and results. And to me, that idea alone is pretty humorous.

You keep babbling on about this. There are only a few possible outcomes

1. Miss
2. Hit but no serious injuries
3. Hit with serious injuries
4. Death

The guy didn't whiff entirely so it wasn't as inept as some attempts. Another inch or so to the side and it would have worked out. Why are you trying to frame this as some epic failure like hitting a protected target from hundreds of feet out is completely passé? Fag.

 

[Phish]

You guys inspired this video:



(poem is in iambic pentameter)

Wouldve been wayyy better if you lithhhspt your way through this. F- for unoriginality. Sorry wahlahi.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Yikes spikes...