SHOTS FIRED AT DONALD TRUMP!!!!

[Phish]

I can't even make jokes about you stretching my holes in the summer of 2002 because you literally weren't even born then. You fucking suck!

Edit your quote. You're fucking my bit up brothaman

 

[johnnynoname]

So a white man can hit the President in a moving car two times but a chink can’t even hit a stationary target? The jokes write themselves

bro- he was a "Chunk"

 

[Jenna]

Kinda looks Asian I guess

 

[bumbum8]

Nice job avoiding it, stupid. What else do you suck at?

A goddamn lot as it turns out

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Shooter identified, Āntóunì Cùmíā:

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I fawkin love irony. Trump apparently broke his funny bone.

https://www.foxnews.com/live-news/trump-has-broken-humerus

I hear he broke his ribs.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Can't wait for him to shit his pants and slur through a nonsense story about the neighborhood he grew up in.

"Today is a dark day in history president Kamala Harris was shot"

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Lol, every single person I've seen interviewed at the rally sounds like an absolute retard. Nice supporters, stupid.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Lol, every single person I've seen interviewed at the rally sounds like an absolute retard. Nice supporters, stupid.

Yeah and all those doctors at Biden rallies. If you go to any political rally you are just a retard

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I can't wait to see the shooter's manifestos and social media history. Hopefully he's Virginia Tech or Elliot Rodger levels of entertaining.

The black dude that knew president Hillary was going to do a great job was awesome too

 

[Phish]

Lol, every single person I've seen interviewed at the rally sounds like an absolute retard. Nice supporters, stupid.

I was at the rally. Pedophiles are awesome. Pedophiles are great. They're innocent. Sorry youre so stupid you dont like fucking toddlers.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Lol, every single person I've seen interviewed at the rally sounds like an absolute retard. Nice supporters, stupid.

Let me guess, they think he was shot with a paintball gun or some other wackjob conspiracy theory?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

"China!"

Gunman behind attempted assassination on Trump had head blown off by Secret Service, sources say; rally-goer killed

The gunman suspected in the attempted assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump Saturday was shot and killed by Secret Service, sources told The Post. The shooter, identified only as a…

nypost.com

No wonder he missed!
False flag to start a war with China when Trump wins!

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

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Trump still planning to attend ufc fight tonight, give the man the mic!

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Let me guess, they think he was shot with a paintball gun or some other wackjob conspiracy theory?

No, they just sound like they didn't graduate high school and I'm surprised any of them have any teeth left.

 

[Not-a-nasty-street-shitte]

 

[Sue Lightning]

The black dude that knew president Hillary was going to do a great job was awesome too

I particularly liked the guy who set himself on fire because he saw himself in the Simpsons

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat fantasizes taking the shot.

Lee Hoggy Oswald

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Pat fantasizes taking the shot.

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Lee Hoggy Oswald

If we could somehow get Pat blamed or hopefully arrested for any part of this that would be PFG.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Pat fantasizes taking the shot.

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Lee Hoggy Oswald

He would know about taking reliable shots, wouldn’t he? Mr. Trammell, comment?