I can't even make jokes about you stretching my holes in the summer of 2002 because you literally weren't even born then. You fucking suck!
Edit your quote. You're fucking my bit up brothaman
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I can't even make jokes about you stretching my holes in the summer of 2002 because you literally weren't even born then. You fucking suck!
bro- he was a "Chunk"So a white man can hit the President in a moving car two times but a chink can’t even hit a stationary target? The jokes write themselves
A goddamn lot as it turns outNice job avoiding it, stupid. What else do you suck at?
I hear he broke his ribs.I fawkin love irony. Trump apparently broke his funny bone.
https://www.foxnews.com/live-news/trump-has-broken-humerus
"Today is a dark day in history president Kamala Harris was shot"Can't wait for him to shit his pants and slur through a nonsense story about the neighborhood he grew up in.
Yeah and all those doctors at Biden rallies. If you go to any political rally you are just a retardLol, every single person I've seen interviewed at the rally sounds like an absolute retard. Nice supporters, stupid.
The black dude that knew president Hillary was going to do a great job was awesome tooI can't wait to see the shooter's manifestos and social media history. Hopefully he's Virginia Tech or Elliot Rodger levels of entertaining.
Lol, every single person I've seen interviewed at the rally sounds like an absolute retard. Nice supporters, stupid.
Let me guess, they think he was shot with a paintball gun or some other wackjob conspiracy theory?Lol, every single person I've seen interviewed at the rally sounds like an absolute retard. Nice supporters, stupid.
No wonder he missed!"China!"
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No, they just sound like they didn't graduate high school and I'm surprised any of them have any teeth left.Let me guess, they think he was shot with a paintball gun or some other wackjob conspiracy theory?
I particularly liked the guy who set himself on fire because he saw himself in the SimpsonsThe black dude that knew president Hillary was going to do a great job was awesome too
If we could somehow get Pat blamed or hopefully arrested for any part of this that would be PFG.
He would know about taking reliable shots, wouldn’t he? Mr. Trammell, comment?
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