Not retarded: spending every day discussing every detail of politics with a group of 40 year old truckers when you're 22 year old.
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SHOTS FIRED AT DONALD TRUMP!!!!
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Retarded, but now imagine spending money to do that. More retarded.
Is this reportable?
Spending money is way less retarded than spending time. You're 22 so you haven't figured that out yet. But in 10 years you'll look back on these days and think "wow, I wish I went to a trump rally once instead of wasting my time on this shit". Faggot.
I wish I was at this one i tell you that, I would have stopped that sniper and raped him.
Images released of secret service department meant to be on the look out for any snipers.
'Much bleeding took place!' Lol, faggot.
Id be such a shame if they got a 3 headshot triple. Truly a tragedy
So let's say it's all true. If so, this crazed Chinaman just fucked up so huge, it very well might be the biggest fuck-up in recorded history. This (now dead) squinty-eyed bug person just handed Trump the greatest campaign ad ever, and inflicted the least possible harm upon him short of missing completely. It's a monumental blunder. Whatever he wanted to accomplish, he couldn't possibly have botched it more.
got his wig split
Maybe he’s a chink Elliot Rodger type. But also he’s wearing khaki shorts which screams white guy
Yeah that's silly. No one's ever been shot and lived before. It's much more likely that the Trump Team got a patsy to sacrifice his life to intentionally graze Trump and energize Republicans because Trump was doing so poorly in the polls.
I don't necessarily believe that. I'm just saying that if every word reported is factual, this gunman committed one of the most monumental blunders of all-time. He couldn't possibly have fucked it up any worse, regardless of why he was doing it. That, in and of itself, makes it funny.
NYPost just updated their article from calling him Chinese to, "The shooter, identified only as a white male". Nice reporting, stupids.
So if it was a “planned” shooting, you seriously think narcissistic trump would trust some random faggot to shoot his EAR, 1” away from his BRAIN?!? Youre a retard if you think that.
Sure it could've been a firecracker or something but thats a gay theory too
Sure it could've been a firecracker or something but thats a gay theory too
Outside of a Joe Biden press conference that might be true.
But given that Reagan and Teddy Roosevelt were both targets of failed assassinations, shooting a presidential candidate and missing the kill slightly isn't unheard of and doesn't in itself merit conspiracy, it makes it sound like you're just trying to explain away an outcome that you don't like.
Fucking crazy; this is why his wife and daughter have been MIA.