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Robinson et al v. City of Milwaukee et al

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
I pleaded with her, begged for the life we’d built together, and for the life growing in her belly
This always stuck out to me as strange and I just realized why - there's an implication here that if she leaves the baby is going to die. Maybe in the maternity ward right before Ade has the life snuffed out of her?
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
This always stuck out to me as strange and I just realized why - there's an implication here that if she leaves the baby is going to die. Maybe in the maternity ward right before Ade has the life snuffed out of her?
I took it to mean that the child couldn’t have a good life if he weren’t still married to Ade because Pig would be the bestest full-time parent ever and Ade knows this.
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
I get that but his reads as:

I was having lunch at Hooligans and my wife was at home. The police showed up again for the 3rd time.

Except broken down:

1) I was having lunch at Hooligans
2) My wife was at home
3) The police showed up
4) They farted in her pussy for the 3rd time

It seems juvenile and like a retard wrote it the 2nd way.
 

Jenna

be nice to Jenna
IF this gets to trial, the defense attorney is going to spend an hour or so really ramping up the questions about how terrified Fat is/was. And then he is ask "Mr Tomlinson, you're terrified for your life, but more importantly you're terrified for your wife's life, why do you go to the bar AFTER TWO VISITS PREVIOSULY IN ONE DAY?" The contempt in his voice is going to trigger Pat to become extra argumentative. Retard witnesses have this inability to admit stupid actions or inconsistencies they have to excuse EVERYTHING.

All it's going to take is a lawyer talking to Patrick in what he perceives to be a "disrespectful" tone and he'll snap right into nochild mode. There's no way he gets cross-examined and still wins a jury trial, because in that moment nothing will be more important than clapping back and "winning the argument". He'll look like the absolute fool he is, while convincing himself the jury is now 100% on his side.
 

Opie's Bandaged Toe

Riccardo Bosi has equally nice toes
I get that but his reads as:

I was having lunch at Hooligans and my wife was at home. The police showed up again for the 3rd time.

Except broken down:

1) I was having lunch at Hooligans
2) My wife was at home
3) The police showed up
4) They farted in her pussy for the 3rd time

It seems juvenile and like a retard wrote it the 2nd way.
100% Pat wrote this because he doesn't know how to format line numbers in word.

Despite being involved in so many legal filings, he thinks you number each sentence
 

SFWA liaison

Heidi Hildeman customer
his own persecutory fantasies about being a victim destroy this case

- you claim you're the target of a terrorist organization, correct?
- yes, child.
- you claim members of the terrorist group showed up at 2611 N Oakland in the past, correct?
- yes, child.
- yet you want MPD to stop responding to emergency calls are your domicile?
- yes, child!
 
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