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Oh my God, he eclipsed the last one with this 29 page effort. And it completely reads like Pat wrote every single word. No law cited, or case precedent, just NO CHILD, I AM SPECIAL. This is pure hilarity.
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Oh my God, he eclipsed the last one with this 29 page effort. And it completely reads like Pat wrote every single word. No law cited, or case precedent, just NO CHILD, I AM SPECIAL. This is pure hilarity.
Yeah I was going to say, Rick or Nikki clearly wrote the first two sections at the very least. You can tell no lawyer wrote that.Nikki is writing these using GPT like she does the blog posts she charges people for (more on that later)
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ofc not the "facts" of their particular case but paragraphs that aren't about special boy's special situation test positive for GPT
He's fucking insane.This is interesting.
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First of all "consider a thought experiment" ugh.
But more importantly, Patrick says that a bomb threat was called into Miller Park during the Brewer's home opener, and includes the following article as proof:
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Replay: Brewers 10, New York Mets 0; it's a blowout in home-opening victory
The Brewers return to American Family Field for their 2023 home opener Monday against the New York Mets. Follow here for game updates.www.jsonline.com
Only problem... there's zero mention of any bomb threat or any other incident in the article. Nada.
He's literally assuming people won't do the research and just take his word when the article says nothing of the sort. It only talks about how Milwaukee was in high spirits, excited for the home opener and blowout win.
IANAL but you can't do that, right? Lying and putting "this article definitively states there was a bomb threat" when it doesn't?
Wouldn’t there be a police report if that actually happened? Why even mention this at all, it has zero to do with this case? Fucking mongoloids.He's fucking insane.
Wouldn’t there be a police report if that actually happened? Why even mention this at all, it has zero to do with this case? Fucking mongoloids.
He's fucking insane.
Sir, don't do that.It seems like being a snarky twat in legal documents isn't a good strategy but what the fawk do I know?
lol what? Its reasonable to infer that literally every officer knows the details of something that happened at a baseball game?This question had been asked a few time. What was the gap in time from when he warned the police he was going to get swatted to when it actually happened.
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Thats a new detail
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Yet they added like 10 individual officers to the case
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You mean when he became hostile at the officers and they had to detain him?
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How does he know that this is what the dispatch noted?
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This backing up torswats claims on how he had to eventually get a response from them. Does that mean his claims that pat had swatted himself are true too? Speculate.
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Im assuming pats lawyers got the dispatch recordings since they keep adding extra notes of being advised pats location was probably not a real call.
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Doesnt "seizing" refer to taking property and not people? Wouldnt that just be called detaining?
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" Whatever this is" That totally sounds like Pat wrote this or at least not a lawyer.
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Had the throw in a brewers reference
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Im assuming pats lawyers got the dispatch recordings since they keep adding extra notes of being advised pats location was probably not a real call.
He also brings up that he was known to MPD for 3-4 years leading up to the first incident he's suing over. I have high hopes that all the emails where he harasses a sergeant to investigate people for such crimes as making fun of his dead lizard on twitter, taking pictures of him at events where he's present in his capacity as a public figure, and god knows what else. "Yeah, we didn't listen to his insistence that terrible things were going to happen because he had shown he was a hysterical and frankly very fat person who wastes people's time with nonsense. Our bad."It's about time for the city and mpd to bring up Pat's arrest history for threatening to kill Jon & Adrienne and the unhinged way he reacts every single time they show up. They have had probable cause to check things out when he's involved because he's proven he's a fat fucking lunatic.
Good catch, why did they not mention the Patti LaBelle incident as well?This is interesting.
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First of all "consider a thought experiment" ugh.
But more importantly, Patrick says that a bomb threat was called into Miller Park during the Brewer's home opener, and includes the following article as proof:
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Replay: Brewers 10, New York Mets 0; it's a blowout in home-opening victory
The Brewers return to American Family Field for their 2023 home opener Monday against the New York Mets. Follow here for game updates.www.jsonline.com
Only problem... there's zero mention of any bomb threat or any other incident in the article. Nada.
He's literally assuming people won't do the research and just take his word when the article says nothing of the sort. It only talks about how Milwaukee was in high spirits, excited for the home opener and blowout win.
IANAL but you can't do that, right? Lying and putting "this article definitively states there was a bomb threat" when it doesn't?
He always changes his lies to how it can best favor him in a particular situation. I hope one day that they can be used against him in court and it ruins his caseView attachment 218475
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The "May 2020" claim he has said under oath or penalty of perjury at least a couple of times
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