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Robinson et al v. City of Milwaukee et al

SFWA liaison

Heidi Hildeman customer
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Note how he doesn't correcT not losing his virginity until Ade. Two-women virgin
 

BoomerSperg

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I don’t think he is saying explicitly what college he went to. UW is a whole school system. I noticed a lot of his FB friends went to UW-Milwaukee and UW-Madison, but that’s hardly conclusive evidence for either school

Edit: he denies going to White Water though a clerk there confirmed a Patrick Tomlinson attended around the same time Pat would’ve gone

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I was digging this shit up at one point and calling clerks/emailing administration offices trying to find out where the fat faggot (its legal pat, cry about it) went and then I went on a mid week bender and forgot everything I'd done and said fuck it.

If he's going to volunteer it though, I wonder how hard getting special boy's transcript would be?
 

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I was digging this shit up at one point and calling clerks/emailing administration offices trying to find out where the fat faggot (its legal pat, cry about it) went and then I went on a mid week bender and forgot everything I'd done and said fuck it.

If he's going to volunteer it though, I wonder how hard getting special boy's transcript would be?
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Dear Sir/Madam,

I, [Your Name], am writing this letter to authorize the release of my transcript of records to [Name of Recipient]. I am currently unable to personally request and pick up the transcript due to [state the reason, e.g. work commitment, health condition, etc.], and therefore, I am entrusting [Name of Recipient] to do it on my behalf.

Enclosed are the necessary documents to prove my identity and authorization, including a copy of my government-issued ID and a signed copy of this letter. [Name of Recipient] will present these documents upon request.

I appreciate your kind assistance in this matter.

Sincerely,

[Your Name]


This would probably be insanely illegal so this is just a joke.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Dear Sir/Madam,

I, [Your Name], am writing this letter to authorize the release of my transcript of records to [Name of Recipient]. I am currently unable to personally request and pick up the transcript due to [state the reason, e.g. work commitment, health condition, etc.], and therefore, I am entrusting [Name of Recipient] to do it on my behalf.

Enclosed are the necessary documents to prove my identity and authorization, including a copy of my government-issued ID and a signed copy of this letter. [Name of Recipient] will present these documents upon request.

I appreciate your kind assistance in this matter.

Sincerely,

[Your Name]


This would probably be insanely illegal so this is just a joke.
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VizioDash

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This is the first time he's specifically stated which college he allegedly went to. He claims he went to the University of Wisconsin, the best school in the state. His grades were complete fucking shit so there's no way he was there on any type of scholarship. I guess he wants us to believe Tommy sucked off the Dean of admissions and they let Pat right in. But then I wonder why Pat dropped out? Patrick S. Tomlinson the fat college dropout. I guess after he studied every Stanley Kubrick film in that one class he decided he had learned everything there was to know so there was no need to stay in school and earn a degree.
Tommy Tomlinson sucked that dean's cock for the love of the game, nothing more.
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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Jenna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cMIarrxLGs
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He didn't write it. I skimmed most of it. It's not bad really.

Edit to say it does feel like they're trying to make their whole case in the motion rather than argue what was in the other one.

I'm on page 2 and it really seems like he wrote most of it, it's way too dramatic and emotional.

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This lawsuit is about officers ignoring the information in front of their noses! Nobody who graduated law school would write that.
 

Jenna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cMIarrxLGs
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A lawyer definitely wrote part of it. Pat doesn't know how to spell curtilage let alone know the definition of it.

It's weird but yeah. This was clearly written by a lawyer:

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Quoting court cases and using unbiased language.

But then there's this:

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Let me tell you EXACTLY what the swatters were thinking. "Without delving into the gritty details".

It really makes the entire brief really confusing, switching from legalese to Patrick's verbose storytelling.
 
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