Robinson et al v. City of Milwaukee et al

[kingship75]

There’s a slim chance this was taken on contingency, maybe higher than the 33% lawyers usually take of the settlement.

I hear it’s closer to 40 percent.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Guaranteed if the city doesnt settle he drops the case. I don't know how he gets his lawsuit money but the person cannot have a bottomless bank account

I can't imagine going to trial was ever part of Pat's plan, which is why I kinda wanted to see one (and he still loses) vs. an up-front dismissal. He thinks that's he's pulling off some amazing "turn $XX,XXX into $X,XXX,XXX" play. A trial may very well be an unintended consequence. Which would be fucking hilarious.

 

[wbgreen]

Best part of the trial will be all the video. So many police body cameras of Pat’s hysterics in a bath robe.

 

[J.B. Mauney]

It's weird but yeah. This was clearly written by a lawyer:

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Quoting court cases and using unbiased language.

But then there's this:

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Let me tell you EXACTLY what the swatters were thinking. "Without delving into the gritty details".

It really makes the entire brief really confusing, switching from legalese to Patrick's verbose storytelling.

Lol this is like William Faulker's As I Lay Dying


I don't know who's talking or what's going on.
Nice Post-Modern legal motion, stupid.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

What are the odds pat and Niki along with an AI program put this together on their plane flight to and from Worldcon?

 

[Steve Ramone]

There’s a slim chance this was taken on contingency, maybe higher than the 33% lawyers usually take of the settlement. I know I will get wedgied for saying this…it’s just crazy to me that Pat would pay out of pocket for such a long shot case (and trust me, I really really do believe he’s stupid). Also whose money? He has nothing of his own. They’re just sucking Lynne dry? No, I think maybe Odell had a lean year and decided this was worth a risk. Crash me.

I got a new theory by applying Tomlinson's law. When presented with 2 options Rick will always pick a 3rd option so stupid you could have never guessed it.

He definitely took a home equity loan against the hovel to pay for this. No more lein after Quasi got paid, and this is a sure thing.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I got a new theory by applying Tomlinson's law. When presented with 2 options Rick will always pick a 3rd option so stupid you could have never guessed it.

He definitely took a home equity loan against the hovel to pay for this. No more lein after Quasi got paid, and this is a sure thing.

They have no equity, though. Or, very little.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Yet another L for Rick by proving false information about the Brewers opening. Nice self-imposed ethical conflict, stupid.

Wrong as always sweet summer child. As the article clearly states, both Brian Anderson and Brice Turbang each hit a home run during the game. Bomb threats confirmed.

Replay: Brewers 10, New York Mets 0; it's a blowout in home-opening victory

The Brewers return to American Family Field for their 2023 home opener Monday against the New York Mets. Follow here for game updates.

www.jsonline.com

 

[HeyItsVos]

lol to whoever the rascal who did this

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The incident where the cops handcuffed him and he yelled like a crazy woman is the first swatting he cites as a 4th Amendment violation. Can’t wait for the police footage to be admitted as evidence. That audio from a Facebook neighbor is all we have!

More evidence the SWATter isn’t from here. Any of us would have said Nikki was caught in bed with a woman.

 

[DominusOdium]

I'm on page 2 and it really seems like he wrote most of it, it's way too dramatic and emotional.

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This lawsuit is about officers ignoring the information in front of their noses! Nobody who graduated law school would write that.

This is Patrick's authorial voice for sure.

 

[DominusOdium]

Is it 52 or 46?

Even he isn't stupid enough to puff numbers up in an actual filing

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

A lawyer definitely wrote part of it. Pat doesn't know how to spell curtilage let alone know the definition of it.

neither do his lawyers, apparently given their initial filing

 

[DominusOdium]

It's weird but yeah. This was clearly written by a lawyer:

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Quoting court cases and using unbiased language.

But then there's this:

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Let me tell you EXACTLY what the swatters were thinking. "Without delving into the gritty details".

It really makes the entire brief really confusing, switching from legalese to Patrick's verbose storytelling.

He likely insisted on a rewrite and to add his own sections.

 

[StlakerFatti]

The Dan Man covered the new filing, watching it now.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

It's to prove, and I quote the brief, "every officer in Milwaukee was aware of Mr. Tomlinson's issues with his harassers".

He put in a legal document what a special, important, famous boy he is. Every officer knows me, child.

every time i'm out of the Jenna business.. you PULL ME BACK IN

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

If the judge allows this to proceed to trial, whomever is funding their lawsuit will most likely need to shell out MANY more thousands before it can proceed.

Multiple 1000s

 

[safka15]

Multiple 1000s

If the judge doesn't throw it out and somehow it makes it to trial I think the city is going to settle. I doubt that Milwaukee wants it to go on trial.

 

[NoBacon]

If the judge doesn't throw it out and somehow it makes it to trial I think the city is going to settle. I doubt that Milwaukee wants it to go on trial.

Insane take, they have the law on their side completely and he’s named multiple officers personally, they are not unanimously agreeing to settle when he’s got zero chance. It’s getting tossed.

Emotional thought experiments vs concise legal rebuttals.

 

[General Fatton]

I'll come out and say it, I(♥)ANAL, but this seems to be as good as Rick could have replied. Good job by the Strang Bradley guys tardwrangling the pig into submission and avoiding lulzy lines

The beauty of patposting is that it's an infinite-sum game:
- Do the lawsuit get dismissed? LOL
- Do we have a new trial? LMAO
- Does Rick prevail against all odds, and gets some money via settlement/full porcine victory? You just know he will throw all that money back on the roulette table and ask a do over vs Leslie/Quaso/Boomia: Lol, lmao even.

 

[firstimelongtime]

If the judge doesn't throw it out and somehow it makes it to trial I think the city is going to settle. I doubt that Milwaukee wants it to go on trial.

I figure that both sides want the cheapest, most expedient option - City for a dismissal, and Fatrick for a settlement. I’ve been lucky enough to have this retardation off of my life’s bingo card, but if Milwaukee was going for the most expedient option, wouldn’t they have offered some paltry sum to STFU and go away?