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Post 1 thing that made you think, oh shit Pat may be legitimately retarded.
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The gym bro story for me. It’s so transparently fake and gay for a multitude of reasons. Plus the moral of the story attempted to be him pwning a dudebro, but really just resulted in him also calling the women a fat waterbuffaler
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Noooo, I'm not gonna have a baby outta my butt.
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The Japanese fighter pilot one is equally as ridiculous. Some 80 year old Jap is really going to seek forgiveness from a random 18 year old who happens to be at a WW2 monument and then stays pen pals with him for years. Also apparently this old man had dragged generations of his family along with him so they "never forget".
Pat's brain is fascinatingly retarded.
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It was funny after his smart boy posturing to find out he has Donkey Brains
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Him claiming someone jumped in his car thinking he was an Uber and claimed they asked “well, what are we waiting for?” And not even verifying if he was an Uber driver was pretty retarded since that would never happen. Some stranger jumps in your car and you don’t react properly? Sure, Pat.
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He purposely goes to a noisy bar to not be disturbed and watches tv on his phone with his ear buds in. He’s either retarded or just a massive faggot.
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Not photoshopped
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That text chain is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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What about the time he claimed someone tried to carjack him but didn't know how to drive manual so Pat offered to teach him?
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There's a picture of him painting a dinosaur looking all autistic with his mom and Nikki looking on behind him with a mix of regret and disgust in her face.
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Yep this is the one. If I remember the lore correctly this was on his birthday too. To me this is the perfect Pat picture. Mama Raven looking at him all proud like you would a retarded kid that managed not to shit his bed while his wife looks on thinking I can't believe this where my life choices led me. No wonder she needs to be pulled up and drunk all the time.
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I still don't get why everyone is hating on those bitches. Women have been dumb as fuck my whole life, so it's not shocking. It's just women acting like women. Let these sluts have their fun time video.I can hear that stupid fucking ditty those retards were singing every time I see it. Infuriating
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Niki is holding the bottle like an actual drunk. This may be the moment she realized she fawked up
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His multiple posts about eating corndogs shows he has the diet of a retarded person
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From today
Only pictures of Pat are used yet they don’t think the man in the photos looks old and fat - it’s the person NOT pictured.
Only pictures of Pat are used yet they don’t think the man in the photos looks old and fat - it’s the person NOT pictured.
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Absolutely ironclad cognitive dissonance.
His narcissism transcends reality itself.