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Piggy's secret car blog and twitter account? Larps as a mechanic with the pen name "Torque Wheeler"
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I thought he forgot the login or something
Just the kind of thing that that faggot's into. Rides like shit, but gets attention.
"last night"? those look like daytime pictures to me, lol he wants to LARP as someone who goes out at night and isn't scared of the blackies knockout-gaming him
I hope he forgets admitting to being Torque and goes back to denying it. He really is that wet brained.
I just can't get over the name. "Torque Wheeler".
Porque Wheelinson laying down some hard facts, y'all.
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Fawk I agree with Pat on this. I also hate car dealerships to the core of my soul and want everything to go direct to consumer like Tesla
Yes, without the incredible faggotry of Tesla and Musk
It's been 15 days since Porque tweeted and 57 days since the chief grease monkey @ automanic.co updated their blog.
He's already Annabelle'd his new pretend job.
He's already Annabelle'd his new pretend job.
He might see a generic sports car parked outside a bar. BIG update tonight, fans!
Torque is back, baby! Reviews a trim cleaner, introduces his readers to Susan which was looking nasty, blames rain despite only really reaining twice in the past 30 days in mke, starts two different sentences with "Yep" and three with "Anyway". Extremely homosexual, hope you enjoy!
is "back to black" a coded message indicating he's back to pepperoni making? you decide
is "back to black" a coded message indicating he's back to pepperoni making? you decide
Yikes. He should have washed the car before putting that stuff on. His paint looks like shit too.Torque is back, baby! Reviews a trim cleaner, introduces his readers to Susan which was looking nasty, blames rain despite only really reaining twice in the past 30 days in mke, starts two different sentences with "Yep" and three with "Anyway". Extremely homosexual, hope you enjoy!
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is "back to black" a coded message indicating he's back to pepperoni making? you decide
Its always about race with this guy. Pander to the blacks harder you fat shit.Torque is back, baby! Reviews a trim cleaner, introduces his readers to Susan which was looking nasty, blames rain despite only really reaining twice in the past 30 days in mke, starts two different sentences with "Yep" and three with "Anyway". Extremely homosexual, hope you enjoy!
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is "back to black" a coded message indicating he's back to pepperoni making? you decide
"Modern cars aren’t built like in our parents and grandparent’s time."
Dumb fat pig can't even think of a new topic sentence. I hope a pigeon hits a power line and its flaming corpse careens into his face when he's out polishing Susan.
Dumb fat pig can't even think of a new topic sentence. I hope a pigeon hits a power line and its flaming corpse careens into his face when he's out polishing Susan.
So you don't want to read a couple of paragraphs about the history of plastic on cars?
He buys the most basic consumer grade product and doesn't even explain how to use it correctly. Can't wait to see how he fucks up the paint.
I guess he thinks that's a good result? What a fucking clown (just like his papa).
It's a great result; that's one whole cylinder more than his car has.