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Piggy went to Vegas

DominusOdium

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I don't have a reddit account in good standing at the moment or I'd post this image to the /r/IHaveSex subreddit with >600k subscribers.


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The sounds alone....
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TheDarkFezRises

Asians with southern accents
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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First of all they’re both too fat to fuck standing up. Second of all he’s too fat to fuck period.

Lastly, fat retard has never seen a walk-in shower? This is the content you have to show your Twitter following? Any fawkin’ midrange hotel above a Motel 6 tier has a shower like this.
There’s much nicer showers in Atlantic City casinos. Mind you this is a shower in a recently built hotel and not even a renovated room like most do every couple years. I guess when you’re a poor fat rube living in a shit house this kind of bathroom is 5 star.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Pics out of cab windows, hotel lobbies, playing slots at the airport?..I'm calling bullshit this was a quick stopover on the way to California to solve his legal problems
Yeah the airport slots is very strange, especially to spend 9 days in Vegas while not having a job and a lien on your property is suspect. Niki looks like she only brought a couple clothes.
 

NoBacon

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Hakkasan Nightclub had a $100 door fee when I was at the MGM around 2016. It was hilarious watching my friend try to get in and the bouncer coming up with every reason why he wasn't allowed in rather than just outright telling him there was no chance he was ever getting inside.

Imagine that fat tub of shit Pat and his ugly frumpy wife trying to get in anywhere prestigious or upmarket.

No wonder he’s confined himself to the cheap fat rube tourist areas.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Imagine that fat tub of shit Pat and his ugly frumpy wife trying to get in anywhere prestigious or upmarket.

No wonder he’s confined himself to the cheap fat rube tourist areas.
That’s why I got upset at his “tons of clubs” claim when Fremont doesn’t have any clubs (it’s all bars / lounges) and if any “club” let him in it’s not a club because they have strict dress codes when it comes to guys. Piggy dresses like shit and doesn’t even own any acceptable adult clothes. Piggy is the type of old out of touch rube to think it’s a club because they have a DJ at night. Like I said if they let HIM in it’s not a club and just a bar with a laptop DJ for the night.
 

Udders

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pat strikes me as the kind of a rube who only plays slots and video po(r)ker. I don't think he's got the balls for craps or roulette, or the brains for texas hold em. Or he's a complete rube and plays let it ride or something like that where you'd be better off just setting your money on fire.
Pat is absolutely the guy who, if he sat down at gambling table, would immediately kill the table by saying stupid things or making stupid bets.

And Jesus he looks atrocious. Fatter than ever and wearing a backwards baseball hat in public unironically at 41 years old. You're a fucking embarrassment.
 
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