Piggy went to Vegas

[Harry Powell]

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HAHAHAHA STOP IT. I get that his head is massive from the fat and the alcohol bloat, but that can't be real. That's a photoshop. And the teeth, I'll have to crack a tooth off to butter my potato to go with these ribs.

It’s insane. I can’t believe the pics are real. They look abysmal. This should be a cautionary tale for us all.

Also the backwards hat is hilarious. Rick, that’s embarassing for anyone who isn’t a nigger to do after age 25.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Rick has the exact build of my fat alcoholic uncle. My uncle has human eyes though and is generally fun to be around when he's on his meds.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

That’s why I got upset at his “tons of clubs” claim when Fremont doesn’t have any clubs (it’s all bars / lounges) and if any “club” let him in it’s not a club because they have strict dress codes when it comes to guys. Piggy dresses like shit and doesn’t even own any acceptable adult clothes.

I would like enTry inTo your esTablishmenT, child.

 

[fricklefrackle]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nice neck, stupid.

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[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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I would like enTry inTo your esTablishmenT, child.

That looks like a woman’s suit. Seriously, it’s from the Hillary Clinton collection.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

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I would like enTry inTo your esTablishmenT, child.

Is this real? Isn’t that a woman’s suit?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

That looks like a woman’s suit. Seriously, it’s from the Hillary Clinton collection.

this nigger pulled a michael scott

 

[NoBacon]

I couldn’t decide which was funnier so I’m posting both, more subtle or ridiculous, pick ur fave.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Him wearing that hat backwards is hilarious. Not only does he look like a complete tool it makes his face look fatter since it’s so tight on his head. His fashion sense is still stuck in the 90s when it was hip for white guys to wear their hat backwards.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That

this nigger pulled a michael scott

suit is from at least 40-50 pounds ago. He can’t fit in it now and is too poor to buy a new one so he’s a 41 year old loser wearing Ill-fitting Star Wars shirts from target / wal mart.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

That

suit is from at least 40-50 pounds ago. He can’t fit in it now and is too poor to buy a new one so he’s a 41 year old loser wearing Ill-fitting Star Wars shirts from target / wal mart.

he has absolutely zero style or taste. Just a dumb meatloaf-huffing rube from the midwest

 

[fricklefrackle]

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I would like enTry inTo your esTablishmenT, child.

Fuck he looks deformed. Nice reconstructive surgery face, stupid.

 

[NoBacon]

Man this shit is too funny, changing their dimensions slightly, every variation is hilarious

 

[Bigsmooth]

Buy a new hoodie, cunt

 

[RobertMewler]

He looks like one of those frogs who blow up their necks.

Cyberbullfroggy

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Nikis refusal to try looking nice whatsoever is hilarious and says so much about her and how she really feels about Patrick, and vice versa. Sham of a relationship where they somehow both settled

 

[guest]

Ok he’s delusional.

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So he’s claiming to be “well under” 250? Hilarious.

also you all probably covered this already but I’m not reading 10 pages of this shit:

1. his head is so swollen his stupid backwards hat is moving higher

2. There’s zero chance either of them have the strength, flexibility, or stamina to fuck standing up in the shower. Assuming Niki would even be interested in that, which she isn’t.

3. So on day 5 she made $500 playing slots? At the airport? Liar, whore

4. #PayQuasi

 

[stealthygeek]

Ok he’s delusional.

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"I missed the cut by well over 100lbs btw. I'm nowhere close to 250," he tried to convince himself immediately after posting one of the fattest pics of him in existence.

Management is loving the direction of his self-consciousness about his obesity. Such a transparent piggy.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

There’s zero chance either of them have the strength, flexibility, or stamina to fuck standing up in the shower.

Guarantee fat sat there with his limp duck while Niki was on her knees giving him a pity tug but also getting sprayed by the shower so she was annoyed

 

[Jenna]

If I saw these two walking around, one of them wearing a "they're trying to kill us" sweatshirt, the undeniable assumption everyone would make is one (if not both) of them are trans. Nobody is trying to kill heterosexual white couples, at least for political reasons (a brother will still rob and maybe execute ya crackers).

Like someone else said earlier in the thread, Vegas is supposed to be a fun time where people relax. Wearing an overreactionary, hysterically terrified sweatshirt, you'd have to assume this woman was born Nicholas and is proudly opposing people who would have her killed because of her gender transition.