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Patrick got triggered/jealous of that picture of 2 highschoolers kissing again, reposts his cope word-for-word

Libby Son Of Loin

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Most of the kids at my school who had parents who worked there were actually cool or just generally nice enough that you couldn't really be a dick to them. The only one I can think of that was kind of a loser was the one art teacher's daughter. But she was just extremely quiet, shy and odd looking. I had several classes with her and never heard her speak, but no one ever gave her shit because she never gave anyone a reason to. She's a pretty successful local artist now.

Looking back, everyone who got bullied kind of asked for it. And I think it's mainly their stupid parents telling them to not let the idiots win, but mouthing back to dudes who aren't pussies is a bad call. Even if the fat nerd completely buries them in logic or something it's just gonna be met with a punch in the head. Like I'm sure some of those kids had someone fuck with them early on and told their parents about it and their parents were like "just keep your head down and try to get along with people or you're going to have a hard time. I'm there to do my job, not look out for you." I'm sure Mama Retard told Pat to run straight to her at the first sign of anyone being mean to him. Or to run and hide at home seeing as he missed so many days.
People don't bully weird kids anymore because school shooters have done a bang up job making that seem like a bad idea.

Pat on the other hand is a fat faggot with bitch tits too cowardly to commit mass murder, so shitheads like him get the worst of it, deservingly so
 

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Most of the kids at my school who had parents who worked there were actually cool or just generally nice enough that you couldn't really be a dick to them. The only one I can think of that was kind of a loser was the one art teacher's daughter. But she was just extremely quiet, shy and odd looking. I had several classes with her and never heard her speak, but no one ever gave her shit because she never gave anyone a reason to. She's a pretty successful local artist now.

Looking back, everyone who got bullied kind of asked for it. And I think it's mainly their stupid parents telling them to not let the idiots win, but mouthing back to dudes who aren't pussies is a bad call. Even if the fat nerd completely buries them in logic or something it's just gonna be met with a punch in the head. Like I'm sure some of those kids had someone fuck with them early on and told their parents about it and their parents were like "just keep your head down and try to get along with people or you're going to have a hard time. I'm there to do my job, not look out for you." I'm sure Mama Retard told Pat to run straight to her at the first sign of anyone being mean to him. Or to run and hide at home seeing as he missed so many days.
There’s only like 2 ways you get fucked with. Maybe 3. Be a complete faggot so nobody cares, including women. Yes you dorks, even women allowed your bullying faggots. If a chick told me to stop, 97% of the time I’d stop fucking with whoever it was. Actually be retarded, and for some reason your parents let you in with the normal kids. This is 100% the parents fault, but the only kids I sort of feel bad for fucking with were the retards, but at the end of the day, they should have limited interactions with the regular assholes. A lot of times they were happy to talk to you and felt they had a friend. At the end of the day, anyone who fucked with the retards popular kids liked, they knew they were next. 95% of kids could get by relatively unscathed. If you were seriously bullied, at least in the 2000’s, you were either seriously retarded or seriously a fucking faggot.
 

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People don't bully weird kids anymore because school shooters have done a bang up job making that seem like a bad idea.

Pat on the other hand is a fat faggot with bitch tits too cowardly to commit mass murder, so shitheads like him get the worst of it, deservingly so
Not entirely true, at least not in my experience (late twenties, whay?). Even after the height of school shooter bull shit (we’re doing a bomb drill/mass shooter drill every other week at least), we still ripped on those kids. My one friend ripped on this faggot emo kid so hard he ran out crying. The worlds so dark but he couldn’t handle being called a faggot. There was this literal retard kid we used to fuck with all the time. He was 100% the school shooter type, and 100% not supposed to be in our classes. His shit head Korean parents probably refused to except a retard in their line so they forced him through. We would joke about him shooting up the school all the times, and piss him off relentlessly.
 
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Over/under on him being too drunk to remember VS chasing that 690 like high?

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it is word-for-word so you'd think he's chasing the high
BUT don't forget he's an NPC only capable of forming a limited string of sentences for certain situations

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fucking 2 reposts of it. What the fuck happened to him in highschool?
It's not only what happened to him in high school, it's what didn't happen. Friends, girlfriends, parties, sports, clubs etc. It really fucked him up.
 

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I once worked a restaurant job with a guy years ago that was the all star sports jock and had the hot head cheerleader / prom Queen. Where are they now? He’s a pitcher for the Colorado Rockies and that girl (now wife) was the states representative for the Miss America pageant and Happily married. How do I feel about them? Never cross my mind other than it’s cool I worked with a guy with a guy who went to play in the majors. Piggy of course sees this and has all kinds of unresolved issues from high school. He’s 42 years old, nobody gives a shit about high school because college is 100x better. I had a good time in high school but nothing compared to the great times I had in college and the friends / experiences I had. Piggy never had that experience and it’s drives him nuts at 42. It’s why he puts on the frat Pat persona as a fat older guy with grey hair.
 
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Looking back, everyone who got bullied kind of asked for it. And I think it's mainly their stupid parents telling them to not let the idiots win, but mouthing back to dudes who aren't pussies is a bad call.
The old man finally had to take me aside and tell me that if somebody attacked me to make them remember and regret it. I took my suspensions with a good loff and it stopped within a year or two.

Fat faggots like Patrick ran to mommy, kicked up a big fuss and had their shit stolen, their asses kicked and had to sit in the library at lunch playing magic cards.
 

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Fat faggots like Patrick ran to mommy, kicked up a big fuss and had their shit stolen, their asses kicked and had to sit in the library at lunch playing magic cards.
So true. He ran to mommy when kids were mean to him and now he runs to cops, lawyers, trannies, and blue-haired cat ladies when people are mean to him on the internet. He's a faggot coward squealer. His un-manliness is repulsive and I'm sorry he actually did breed.
 

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It's not only what happened to him in high school, it's what didn't happen. Friends, girlfriends, parties, sports, clubs etc. It really fucked him up.
And since he believes everything he sees on tv is reality in his mind high school parties were crazy wild things like he saw in movies. Late 90s had a ton of teen movies (real boom for a while) so what he saw was what he thought he was missing out on and it drove him nuts.

Plus most people that had either boring high school lives or were quiet etc end up “finding themselves” in college and really come out of their shell to have a much better experience than high school. Pat didn’t have that so he’s still angry and bitter at 42 because he never got to be with the cool crowd and do all the fun stuff.
 
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So true. He ran to mommy when kids were mean to him and now he runs to cops, lawyers, trannies, and blue-haired cat ladies when people are mean to him on the internet. He's a faggot coward squealer. His un-manliness is repulsive and I'm sorry he actually did breed.
That's the worst part of shielding boys from bullying. I learned a lot about taking my lumps and dealing with my own problems from all that shit. Guys like Pat carry that chip on their shoulder and turn everything into gangstalking felony terrorism with a side of fascism.

Disgraceful.
 

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The old man finally had to take me aside and tell me that if somebody attacked me to make them remember and regret it. I took my suspensions with a good loff and it stopped within a year or two.

Fat faggots like Patrick ran to mommy, kicked up a big fuss and had their shit stolen, their asses kicked and had to sit in the library at lunch playing magic cards.
The problem there is there are kids like Pat who just straight up don't have it in them. He could get into a thousand fights and never win one. He can't fight back physically and if he did it would be a hilarious display that kids would want to keep seeing, so sticking up for himself would just set him back. He's also too gay to just be like "if you ever fuck with me again, I'll beat the fucking shit out of you." He'd say some "your end draws nigh, child" shit and get laughed at and punched out. He's just been hopeless from the start.

There was one school-shootery kid who got fucked with in my school and the only time he decided to stick up for himself, he booted this little cartoon character kid who everyone liked in the nuts as hard as he could and all that got him was every guy in school being like "I dare you to kick me in the balls, faggot. I'll fucking kill you." He ended up having to go to a different school.
 
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There were two kinds of kid who got bullied at my schools. The ones who didn't ask for it and the ones who did. The first group were the ugly or gay ones. I always felt sorry for them and would (after I went through a growth spurt, I was a skinny fucker until then) sometimes bully the kids who bullied them.

Then there were the kids who asked for it, the pathological attention seekers or conscientious weirdos. They got what they deserved. There was this one kid Max who literally used to ask more popular guys "what can I do to make myself more popular?" "Don't be such a faggot" was the most common answer. But he continued to be one until the end.

Pat was clearly in the second group.
 
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The problem there is there are kids like Pat who just straight up don't have it in them. He could get into a thousand fights and never win one. He can't fight back physically and if he did it would be a hilarious display that kids would want to keep seeing, so sticking up for himself would just set him back. He's also too gay to just be like "if you ever fuck with me again, I'll beat the fucking shit out of you." He'd say some "your end draws nigh, child" shit and get laughed at and punched out. He's just been hopeless from the start.

There was one school-shootery kid who got fucked with in my school and the only time he decided to stick up for himself, he booted this little cartoon character kid who everyone liked in the nuts as hard as he could and all that got him was every guy in school being like "I dare you to kick me in the balls, faggot. I'll fucking kill you." He ended up having to go to a different school.
Very true. I play an autistic on the internet but I had the sense to pick my targets and not try to talk tough. I'm not going to pretend I won many fights but I stopped crying about it and got a few good licks in. I also had the good sense and grace to accept the olive branch when it was offered to me whereas I'm sure Pat still holds vendettas against guys who couldn't even pick his disgusting fatbody out of a lineup today.

TLDR his mom's a dumb bitch not even worth shooting a load on her beefers.
 
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It's not only what happened to him in high school, it's what didn't happen. Friends, girlfriends, parties, sports, clubs etc. It really fucked him up.
This. If I only had sex with 2 women my entire life at the age of 42 and was a failed scifi author insurance salesman, I'd probably be telling people stories of Japanese Zero Pilots apologizing to me for WW2
 

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Wrong as always, Patrick.

You did terribly in class. No after school activities or sports, so no real interaction with girls, so no girlfriend. The point of all three is to learn, and you failed spectacularly at all three categories. Instead of accepting your own failure, you bitterly blamed everyone else and still have horrible memories when you think back.

What has your life become now, fatty? Tell, not show. Tell me what a genius you are. Tell me what an elite athlete you are. Tell me the skillful sex you have in the shower with Niki. They'll never think you're a fat idiot who doesn't sleep in the same bed as his wife.
 
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