Pat resists temptation

[Stent]

I'm an attractive girl in her 20s and I'm turned on by you... APPRELL FAHLLS

Myyyy pusssssy is dryyyyyy.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

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"He had this crazy look in his eyes, it's hard to describe..."

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

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"He had this crazy look in his eyes, it's hard to describe..."

 

[ChildSpitTake]

I'm an attractive girl in her 20s and I'm turned on by you... APPRELL FAHLLS

You have any idea how many times I called YEWWWWWWW!

 

[The Torquis de Lard]

You have any idea how many times I called YEWWWWWWW!

DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA!?

 

[MonsterSteve]

Can we have some pics of this gal?

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Huh, I thought this was gonna be a pic of Pat walking away from a buffet empty handed.

 

[FurBurger]

I think if you'd let that run another two weeks we'd have corkscrew dick pics from it.

 

[UncleAnthonyCumia]

Board op on some psychic channel on SiriusXM. Unless you mean Allie who is the whore that looks horrendous now.

Allie was Kelly Fastuca. She’s not bad.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Allie was Kelly Fastuca. She’s not bad.

This was the one that broke bobos heart right

 

[UncleAnthonyCumia]

This was the one that broke bobos heart right

Yes that’s her.

 

[FurBurger]

I had a remix of that back in the day that fucking ruled; but I can't find it now.

Damn you for making me dig up old hard drives.

 

[BudDickman]

I think if you'd let that run another two weeks we'd have corkscrew dick pics from it.

There's a lot of Monday morning quarterbacking to do here.

I didn't want to just wait indefinitely because these TextNow numbers get recycled if you don't use them for a couple days. So I would have had to login to that account and send some random text message to someone every day or two for however long it takes him to hit me up again.

I also felt gay as fuck coming on to him as a woman and even worse when he didn't jump on my advances. What's a chick gotta do to get some corkscrew dick?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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His pin size pupils mean he’s on some SERIOUS meds.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He's pulled the "I'm flattered but happily married" line before at the first sign of anything flirtatious. It's how I know he's never been an Old Testament Sex God. He doesn't know how to flirt or deal with flirting at all. I wouldn't be surprised if he was sitting in the bar and a girl said "Hello, my name is Denise" and he responded with "I'm flattered but happily married".

100%. He’s such a dope with zero game and married the only two women he’s had sex with. He thinks any woman making small talk is hitting on him. Same with MM Schill who claims she’s gets hit on “everywhere” yet to her the Starbucks employee asking for her name for her order is “hitting” on her.

 

[The Torquis de Lard]

Allie was Kelly Fastuca. She’s not bad.

So stand-up is just dead now, right?

 

[UncleAnthonyCumia]

So stand-up is just dead now, right?

Feels like it. Outside of maybe Chappelle or Chris Rock.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

This was the one that broke bobos heart right

NNNRRGGHHHH I'LL RIP YOUR COCK OFF!

 

[Torquie]

Allie was Kelly Fastuca. She’s not bad.

She's complaining about being 50 and single, when she had a perfectly good Bobo all those years ago!

 

[wifebeater]

She's complaining about being 50 and single, when she had a perfectly good Bobo all those years ago!

Even bobo had trouble mustering a "eh, she's decent."