Christina was the psychic channel broad. She does chips show now or some shit. Really moving on up in the world.
Pat resists temptation
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Be respectful to my Allie! Knock it off, Spade!
Budman you have elevated yourself to#1 Patposter
I see it as 2 scenarios:
1. He’s ultra suspicious and knows it could be a brothaman. He clearly hopes it’s not because it’s the first time I’ve seen him talk civilly to someone. So he’s just watching his back. The ‘if you’re ever in the grotty back alley behind my hovel’ line gives himself away. He’s hoping to see her in person.
2. He’s dumb as a rock and believes it’s her, but knows she’s later reject him because of his micro penis so he rejects her first
1. He’s ultra suspicious and knows it could be a brothaman. He clearly hopes it’s not because it’s the first time I’ve seen him talk civilly to someone. So he’s just watching his back. The ‘if you’re ever in the grotty back alley behind my hovel’ line gives himself away. He’s hoping to see her in person.
2. He’s dumb as a rock and believes it’s her, but knows she’s later reject him because of his micro penis so he rejects her first
The main reason he resisted was crippling erectile dysfunction.
I think he got suspect when Alivia started hitting on him so early. He knows chicks never ever do that to him, so his spideysense started tingling.
Pat probably wants some side, but a neighbour? The minute nikki saw Pat sneaking out of Alivia's she'd demand to smell his dick.
Then Alivia would be shot on sight.
Then Alivia would be shot on sight.
At Bates and UNE today. I work with many Ivy and NESCAC schools, as well as MIT, Standford, Berkeley, Northwestern, Vandy, Johns Hopkins, etc. First thing I do when I get within campus wifi range is login here. I want it documented on their servers that The Adventures of Owen & Rickles are being analyzed inside the halls of the finest academic institutions in the world.
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A little bit of both probably. I'm shocked that he didn't know it was a cyberstalker as soon as I hit him with the "What else you got going for you?" line. It was so over the top, and no one would describe his voice as deep and manly.
And lead us not into temptation
True, we have been told that Nikki is a cold blooded murderer. Do we have any photos of this temptress?
Pat really changed his tune from tough guy to mild mannered writer with a green thumb.
Pat you gullible fool. You fell for another mole.
Pat you gullible fool. You fell for another mole.
Kelly Fastuca. She was Fat Bob Kelly’s podcast co-host. She lives back in Australia now, she had some health problems and couldn’t afford to handle them over here.
I tried to drag it out for a bit, but it ended up fizzling out. I was hoping he would drunkenly hit her up later, but he's at his gay conference now and I didn't want to keep this going indefinitely.
Wait... so YOU were Officer Rick?
pats dick don't stray, true brotherman
Fawk. Shoulda hit him with ‘notices the police are at your house. Wanted to check everything is ok?’
As a man who’s cheated on every girlfriend I’ve ever had, this is how you leave the door open while appearing clean if anyone looks into it.
Nikki should be shown this. Women have a radar for this like a shark can detect blood 3000 miles away or whatever the fuck.
He’ll be in the dog house. No doubt about it.
Nikki should be shown this. Women have a radar for this like a shark can detect blood 3000 miles away or whatever the fuck.
He’ll be in the dog house. No doubt about it.