The dog house is a step up from the half hovel.
Pat resists temptation
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I dunno.
I think Pat wants some side, and feels like he deserves it. But he also has a criminally obsessed group of technically adept psychopaths following his every move.
In a way, we are helping to keep his marriage solid as a rock!
TYFYSI dunno.
I think Pat wants some side, and feels like he deserves it. But he also has a criminally obsessed group of technically adept psychopaths following his every move.
In a way, we are helping to keep his marriage solid as a rock!
I'm married, child.
I think Pat goes to these "cons" because he's like the alpha male amongst all the morbidly obese nerds. He is an author (using that term very loosely) and does panels at these things...in their eyes he's a big deal. He's definitely bagged a couple of 4s at these thingsI dunno.
I think Pat wants some side, and feels like he deserves it. But he also has a criminally obsessed group of technically adept psychopaths following his every move.
In a way, we are helping to keep his marriage solid as a rock!
Pat is so hideously unattractive and almost certainly smelly that he would immediately be suspicous of a woman hitting on himI dunno.
I think Pat wants some side, and feels like he deserves it. But he also has a criminally obsessed group of technically adept psychopaths following his every move.
In a way, we are helping to keep his marriage solid as a rock!
Bet there's gonna be some flirtatious messages out of the blue when he's hammered in a little while
I don’t think so, I think even casual flirting with someone who attends these will be plastered on Twitter as a violent attempted rape.
These fucking freaks live for high drama that makes them victims.
What a fucking retard
He has to be legally retarded.
Trying again, this time with a slightly more direct approach:
I bet Pat was gonna be doing a ton of gardening in the hope that Alivia would say hello.
[picture of Pat peaking through leaves like a fucking weirdo]
[picture of Pat peaking through leaves like a fucking weirdo]
Don't give him too much credit. I'm fairly positive Rick was just being polite in case he was being trolled. Even a dumb shit like him has got to be questioning every online interaction.
Nah, torque is ready to FUCK and even nikki is starting to get reluctant with the absurd size and shapes of dildoes she's pulling out. He needs a perverse millennial raised on hardcore porn to fulfil his needs
He could've just ignored her though. I know that he ignores people that he doesn't know, even if they appear totally legitimate. I've seen him be rude as fuck to actual people doing their jobs, e.g. "do not message me ever again".
This is the only time I've seen him be pleasant with anyone. He had to maintain plausible deniability, but didn't want to miss an opportunity to get laid.
He's pulled the "I'm flattered but happily married" line before at the first sign of anything flirtatious. It's how I know he's never been an Old Testament Sex God. He doesn't know how to flirt or deal with flirting at all. I wouldn't be surprised if he was sitting in the bar and a girl said "Hello, my name is Denise" and he responded with "I'm flattered but happily married".
I'm an attractive girl in her 20s and I'm turned on by you... APPRELL FAHLLS