Pat resists temptation

Minaw

Wyyzciple
As a man who’s cheated on every girlfriend I’ve ever had, this is how you leave the door open while appearing clean if anyone looks into it.

Nikki should be shown this. Women have a radar for this like a shark can detect blood 3000 miles away or whatever the fuck.

He’ll be in the dog house. No doubt about it.
The dog house is a step up from the half hovel.
 

Patrick O'Neal

He/They
As a man who’s cheated on every girlfriend I’ve ever had, this is how you leave the door open while appearing clean if anyone looks into it.

Nikki should be shown this. Women have a radar for this like a shark can detect blood 3000 miles away or whatever the fuck.

He’ll be in the dog house. No doubt about it.

I dunno.

I think Pat wants some side, and feels like he deserves it. But he also has a criminally obsessed group of technically adept psychopaths following his every move.

In a way, we are helping to keep his marriage solid as a rock! :unsure:
 

Ladynyahh

Go take a Midol
I dunno.

I think Pat wants some side, and feels like he deserves it. But he also has a criminally obsessed group of technically adept psychopaths following his every move.

In a way, we are helping to keep his marriage solid as a rock! :unsure:
I think Pat goes to these "cons" because he's like the alpha male amongst all the morbidly obese nerds. He is an author (using that term very loosely) and does panels at these things...in their eyes he's a big deal. He's definitely bagged a couple of 4s at these things
 

EllenTorquehorn

looking for a vehicle
I dunno.

I think Pat wants some side, and feels like he deserves it. But he also has a criminally obsessed group of technically adept psychopaths following his every move.

In a way, we are helping to keep his marriage solid as a rock! :unsure:
Pat is so hideously unattractive and almost certainly smelly that he would immediately be suspicous of a woman hitting on him
 

NoBaconEggCheese

The Lizard King
I think Pat goes to these "cons" because he's like the alpha male amongst all the morbidly obese nerds. He is an author (using that term very loosely) and does panels at these things...in their eyes he's a big deal. He's definitely bagged a couple of 4s at these things

I don’t think so, I think even casual flirting with someone who attends these will be plastered on Twitter as a violent attempted rape.

These fucking freaks live for high drama that makes them victims.
 
Trying again, this time with a slightly more direct approach:

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wifebeater

I will sing while you croak.
Don't give him too much credit. I'm fairly positive Rick was just being polite in case he was being trolled. Even a dumb shit like him has got to be questioning every online interaction.
Nah, torque is ready to FUCK and even nikki is starting to get reluctant with the absurd size and shapes of dildoes she's pulling out. He needs a perverse millennial raised on hardcore porn to fulfil his needs
 
Don't give him too much credit. I'm fairly positive Rick was just being polite in case he was being trolled. Even a dumb shit like him has got to be questioning every online interaction.
He could've just ignored her though. I know that he ignores people that he doesn't know, even if they appear totally legitimate. I've seen him be rude as fuck to actual people doing their jobs, e.g. "do not message me ever again".

This is the only time I've seen him be pleasant with anyone. He had to maintain plausible deniability, but didn't want to miss an opportunity to get laid.
 

TorqueFerguson

It's a funny name.

He's pulled the "I'm flattered but happily married" line before at the first sign of anything flirtatious. It's how I know he's never been an Old Testament Sex God. He doesn't know how to flirt or deal with flirting at all. I wouldn't be surprised if he was sitting in the bar and a girl said "Hello, my name is Denise" and he responded with "I'm flattered but happily married".
 
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