Myyyy pusssssy is dryyyyyy.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Pat resists temptation
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You have any idea how many times I called YEWWWWWWW!
DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA!?
Can we have some pics of this gal?
Huh, I thought this was gonna be a pic of Pat walking away from a buffet empty handed.
This was the one that broke bobos heart right
Yes that’s her.
I had a remix of that back in the day that fucking ruled; but I can't find it now.
Damn you for making me dig up old hard drives.
There's a lot of Monday morning quarterbacking to do here.
I didn't want to just wait indefinitely because these TextNow numbers get recycled if you don't use them for a couple days. So I would have had to login to that account and send some random text message to someone every day or two for however long it takes him to hit me up again.
I also felt gay as fuck coming on to him as a woman and even worse when he didn't jump on my advances. What's a chick gotta do to get some corkscrew dick?
His pin size pupils mean he’s on some SERIOUS meds.
100%. He’s such a dope with zero game and married the only two women he’s had sex with. He thinks any woman making small talk is hitting on him. Same with MM Schill who claims she’s gets hit on “everywhere” yet to her the Starbucks employee asking for her name for her order is “hitting” on her.
So stand-up is just dead now, right?
Feels like it. Outside of maybe Chappelle or Chris Rock.
NNNRRGGHHHH I'LL RIP YOUR COCK OFF!
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She's complaining about being 50 and single, when she had a perfectly good Bobo all those years ago!
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Even bobo had trouble mustering a "eh, she's decent."