Pat claims he badly beat up a black man that stole his phone

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

His other robbery

Does he just report fake thefts so he can get rid of evidence? Is Pat a serial killer? No one on earth would steal a joke book, let alone his.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Like this fro example

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Wait, is he saying that him on a motorcycle knocked over a tree that thick?

 

[NeedFana]

I believe it.

(Be nice)

Why is this cunts head so big? She looks like a mix between fat and flavia

 

[BUBBLER]

Why is this cunts head so big? She looks like a mix between fat and flavia

Adrienne also had a giant fat head

 

[JebJoh]

Adrienne also had a giant fat head

She still has it, unless you are confessing here

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Wait, is he saying that him on a motorcycle knocked over a tree that thick?

 

[porquedealer]

Wait, is he saying that him on a motorcycle knocked over a tree that thick?

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Why is this cunts head so big? She looks like a mix between fat and flavia

Bigger in the head and shoulders than most.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

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Imagine what the emergency workers were thinking when an effeminate, obese, weirdo was hanging around drunkenly taking pictures of a minor accident scene.

 

[kingship75]

Buzzwords. He likes to add extra bullshit to sound more interesting and serious. Its his insecurity bleed through.

It’s called being a Maudlin Fuck.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

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The tree in that picture was at least a foot thick. A Thai motorcycle isn’t snapping a trunk like that.

 

[Jenna]

It's truly remarkable how simplistic his brain is.

Hey Patrick, a black teenager punched you and you lost your phone! No, stlaker. I punched a black teenager and he lost his phone!

 

[porquedealer]

Pat the ally provides the MKE PD suitable grounds for being able to stop and hassle any three black men of average height and build.

Hey you boys get over here
we dindu nuffin why you hasslin' me dawg
I got a report of three black men, average height and build.
thats bullshit, man
get down on the ground

 

[captain_kamala]

Pat the ally provides the MKE PD suitable grounds for being able to stop and hassle any three black men of average height and build.

Hey you boys get over here
we dindu nuffin why you hasslin' me dawg
I got a report of three black men, average height and build.
thats bullshit, man
get down on the ground

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Ugh canyon boykin is such a douche

 

[captain_kamala]

For those of you who don't like the ade hate, transfer some of that energy over to Memree boykin please. Yuck!

 

[Ashamed]

For those of you who don't like the ade hate, transfer some of that energy over to Memree boykin please. Yuck!

You’re just jealous of her hair.

 

[captain_kamala]

You’re just jealous of her hair.

Niggar death 4eva and always

Dumb bitch

 

[MonsterSteve]

LOL he never fails to make stuff up to make himself seem tougher. I'm sure if he actually did that, it would have been in the report. Also, why would he even brag about beating up a 15-year-old who took your phone? The boy just wanted money to eat. Why would Rick get so physical?

 

[cliveowen]

The one time I found myself in a similar situation with a couple of youffs the other one tried stomping my legs to break them while I fought off the bigger one. I don't see pat taking on three. Unless they just weren't that hard, I guess. And it definitely is a hole in the story with them getting the phone. Was he holding the phone going WHUUUURLSTARRRRRR or did he just have the shittiest trainers on where everything falls out of the pockets? The public has a right to know, pat.

How did the altercation end?

 

[chewtoyrapist]

How did the altercation end?

Me on my ass wondering where my glasses were while they walked away.