Pat claims he badly beat up a black man that stole his phone

[TheDarkFezRises]

Beat him so badly he dropped his phone. He actually beat him within an inch of dropping his car keys too before showing restraint and letting him escape.

Pat thinks fights are like kicking the gnomes in Golden Axe and they drop some loot after each hit.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Beat him so badly he dropped his phone. He actually beat him within an inch of dropping his car keys too before showing restraint and letting him escape.

I bet he went home all redfaced and seething. He had fantasies of how he feels he should have defended himself and how he will handle it next time. These scenarios end up being how he retells the story.

 

[BudDickman]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat thinks fights are like kicking the gnomes in Golden Axe and they drop some loot after each hit.

I can hear the sound effects while reading this.

 

[DominusOdium]

She has gross poor-person hooves just like her father

Oh no.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

So what I'm reading is Patrick assaulted a PoC youth who couldn't afford a nice phone due to racism, then tried to involve the white supremacist police.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Jesus the police files under his name are ridiculous. Robbed twice, a few accidents, a few speeding tickets, tons of swattings, a few vandalisms,noise complaint, a death threat. I wonder what else is in there.

Male prostitution

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Yes Pat, the three blacks ran away because they were scared of you, not because they were making a getaway after stealing your fag phone knowing there’s police nearby.

He’s an incredible human being. We will never stop.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Nigger whipping Pat was not a new Pat alter ego that I was expecting in 2025 but I love it. Whip those slaves pig

 

[TorpidSloth]

I believe it.

(Be nice)

Poor thing.

 

[T. Booth Willy]

In the police report he gave their ages as 15-16. Lying about beating up children is pathetic even by Rick standards.

 

[Honoria]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Yes Pat, the three blacks ran away because they were scared of you, not because they were making a getaway after stealing your fag phone knowing there’s police nearby.

He’s an incredible human being. We will never stop.

You know he was screaming " STOP! NO! DONT! STOP THEM! THEY STOLE MY PHONE!"

 

[BudDickman]

Pat the Nigger Destroyer

I beat the fuck out those niggers, as the report that you continue to obsessively post clearly states.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

I can hear the sound effects while reading this.

No, child. Death Adder does not have my phone, I defeated him while riding on Toothlesses back.

 

[porquedealer]

Out every possible answer including being quiet. He chose this one.
Classic Tomlinson

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

So what I'm reading is Patrick assaulted a PoC youth who couldn't afford a nice phone due to racism, then tried to involve the white supremacist police.

Very concerning if true, I'm literally shaking rn.

 

[BudDickman]

I wonder if someone can get him to correct the record by telling him "they beat the underwear off of you".

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Funny the police report only mentioned Pat getting assaulted

He says this why he doesn’t have any arrest record of assault for his many bar fights which isn’t how anything works.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Dan would have suffered the same fate as the niglet I neutralized and immobilized, child.