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Pat claims he badly beat up a black man that stole his phone

Slackjawed Cow

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I still want him to explain how he beat one so “bad” they dropped their phone yet was also able to run away from him.

It’s clear he’s not only never been in a fight but I don’t think he’s ever been anywhere near a fight.
I wish I could see his red face after getting jacked.

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MonsterSteve

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I was curious why Fatso wouldn't be carrying his CCW, but almost every bar everywhere (maybe they're state laws) don't allow guns inside where alcohol is served, lending credence to the theory Pat was fatly waddling over for a late night binge after getting wasted at our Hoolies. As a 40 year old man.
It doesn't matter if they let him in with a gun or not. He's too much of a pussy to actually carry his gun outside his house b/c he knows it will most likely get turned on him.

He couldn't even handle a simple 'gimme yo phone', how the hell do you think he'd handle an actual confrontation involving guns? He'd be red faced fatly and very flustered.
 
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