Pat claims he badly beat up a black man that stole his phone

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He would have got stomped out

If he really beat one they would have jumped him and taken his wallet. I love that he really reacted the worst way possible to the police report by claiming he beat the shit out of a black TEENAGER that according to him was a minor.

 

[Harry Tasker]

This is proof that he could never and can never neutralize or immobilize Boomia. If he couldn’t lock down a 16 year old he’s got no chance with Booms.

 

[A House Nigger]

An overweight white "man" roaming the streets of Milwaukee, eating cheesesteaks and beating up niggers. Un-fucking-believable

 

[Steve Ramone]

Odd this totally real story is completely omitted from the police report despite the fact they would have interviewed not only Pat, but the employees as well. Guess that totally real detail just slipped everyone's mind.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

If he really beat one they would have jumped him and taken his wallet. I love that he really reacted the worst way possible to the police report by claiming he beat the shit out of a black TEENAGER that according to him was a minor.

Gets robbed by 15 year olds and swatted by a 17 year old. Pat is still getting bullied by high school kids 28 years later.

 

[SFWA liaison]

new "as the police report clearly states" just dropped

 

[Guest]

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In the police report he gave their ages as 15-16. Lying about beating up children is pathetic even by Rick standards.

Wait so they were black Hispanics?

"Give me some chon chon, child!"

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Pat not only threatened to murder his cunt ex-wife and unborn pig child, but also assaulted a black teen?

Pat is quite literally either the greatest or worst white man of all time. What a character.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

An overweight white "man" roaming the streets of Milwaukee, eating cheesesteaks and beating up niggers. Un-fucking-believable

I've come here to beat niggers and eat cheesesteaks, and I'm all out of pepperon- I mean cheesesteaks.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

So they stole a gun and some bombing equipment

 

[chewtoyrapist]

It doesn’t even make sense “I beat one so bad he dropped his phone while the two other stood there then after I beat one so bad they ran and got away from me”

Somehow he beat the shit out of one so bad he lost control of his phone but was able to run away without issue. Why did the other two just stand there while he beat one so bad? Wouldn’t it then become a 3 on 1 fight?

The one time I found myself in a similar situation with a couple of youffs the other one tried stomping my legs to break them while I fought off the bigger one. I don't see pat taking on three. Unless they just weren't that hard, I guess. And it definitely is a hole in the story with them getting the phone. Was he holding the phone going WHUUUURLSTARRRRRR or did he just have the shittiest trainers on where everything falls out of the pockets? The public has a right to know, pat.

 

[PickleRickle]

I believe it.

(Be nice)

You just placed yourself back at the top of the pack. You nasty little fuckin' sleuth.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

Tubby can’t take a shit without posting about it on Twitter. So he had an actual real world example of doing something remotely tough and he was the victim but he didn’t take to Twitter in a Cumia-esq rampage? Nah fam.

 

[JebJoh]

The one time I found myself in a similar situation with a couple of youffs the other one tried stomping my legs to break them while I fought off the bigger one. I don't see pat taking on three. Unless they just weren't that hard, I guess. And it definitely is a hole in the story with them getting the phone. Was he holding the phone going WHUUUURLSTARRRRRR or did he just have the shittiest trainers on where everything falls out of the pockets? The public has a right to know, pat.

Many of these inner city types wear their pants in such a way that you really can't feel what is in your pockets so you wouldn't notice something falling out if you tried to run or jump. How do they know the phone belonged to the yoot or if it was just another phone they stole at Slobby's Meatsweats Shack?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Tubby can’t take a shit without posting about it on Twitter. So he had an actual real world example of doing something remotely tough and he was the victim but he didn’t take to Twitter in a Cumia-esq rampage? Nah fam.

Like this fro example

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

Like this fro example

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His head was gigantic back then too

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Like this fro example

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I think this one is more a bad joke/humble brag that he has a "nice" motorcycle that he uses all the time because he's a badass who drives a motorcycle.

 

[retard]

I've been covered in more niggerblood than you ever will in your life, stlaker. You have to soften niggermeat with your fists to make pepperoni, stlaker.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I think this one is more a bad joke/humble brag that he has a "nice" motorcycle that he uses all the time because he's a badass who drives a motorcycle.

It was more an example of him posting immediately after it happened. He would have done the same if he wasnt the victim. He would have rushed home and got on his Surface to brag. Since he was mugged like a kid getting his lunch money stolen on the playground. He didnt make a multi thread about it. He knew he got punked like a bitch.