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Pat claims he badly beat up a black man that stole his phone

Slackjawed Cow

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Funny the police report only mentioned Pat getting assaulted
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He says this why he doesn’t have any arrest record of assault for his many bar fights which isn’t how anything works.
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Somehow rather than immobilizing the nigger who mugged him he settled for letting his phone drop to the floor and letting all 3 get away. He will however assault on sight strangers he suspects are forums who called him fat and pin them down awaiting police to arrive and arrest them for felony tweeting. This all sounds pretty confusing. I guess Pat has mixed up priorities.
 

porquedealer

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What the fuck is a concealed carry handgun? The fact that he carries it as a concealed weapon is not an intrinsic property. Fucking idiot.
No Child that is the gun I carry concealed. therefore it is a concealed carry gun.
I'm sorry you are so stupid.

Hey Pat, what if you didn't conceal carry it? is it still a concealed carry gun?
I only carry it concealed child.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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What the fuck is a concealed carry handgun? The fact that he carries it as a concealed weapon is not an intrinsic property. Fucking idiot.
Buzzwords. He likes to add extra bullshit to sound more interesting and serious. Its his insecurity bleed through. You would think if it was your concealed carry that you would have it on you when you left the house before it got robbed. Its only "concealed carry" when you have it on you. Otherwise its just a gun sitting on the nightstand that any back youth can steal while getting burgled.
 

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I wonder if they were mischievously giggling as they scampered away from the fat man.


Dumbass Pat describes the encounter like he's in GTA and player-locked on a guy fighting him before he can eventually slip free from the PS2 mechanics
It doesn’t even make sense “I beat one so bad he dropped his phone while the two other stood there then after I beat one so bad they ran and got away from me”

Somehow he beat the shit out of one so bad he lost control of his phone but was able to run away without issue. Why did the other two just stand there while he beat one so bad? Wouldn’t it then become a 3 on 1 fight?
 

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It doesn’t even make sense “I beat one so bad he dropped his phone while the two other stood there then after I beat one so bad they ran and got away from me”

Somehow he beat the shit out of one so bad he lost control of his phone but was able to run away without issue. Why did the other two just stand there while he beat one so bad? Wouldn’t it then become a 3 on 1 fight?
He would have got stomped out
 
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