"Parasite Host" or "The Puzzling Story of Patrick S. Tomlinson at the 2017 '25Strong' Event"

[EraGodless]

Getting drunk at a paid gig. Way to keep it professional, you fat pig.

He watches too many movies- probably tried to model himself (heh) after Paul Rudd's character in Role Models-

Or he realized he was a pity cohost and wouldn't be actually contributing anything of value/showing off his vast intelligence, so he said fawk it and started hitting the bottle.

 

[RobertMewler]

I think I've narrowed down which outfit he wore that day.

That look on his oinker. No, Pig. You do not look like a handsome winner about to grab the bull by his horns.

Nice letting your white undershirt show, stupid.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I think I've narrowed down which outfit he wore that day.

That look on his oinker. No, Pig. You do not look like a handsome winner about to grab the bull by his horns.

Nice letting your white undershirt show, stupid.

Are those tables upfront all empty?

EDIT: maybe this was before the event

 

[RobertMewler]

Are those tables upfront all empty?

EDIT: maybe this was before the event

Yeah, probably mic (mic!) check, etc.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Yeah, probably mic (mic!) check, etc.

The dry run where they found out he was a fraud and couldnt stick to the script. I bet he was trying to add his own lines or was just an awkward presenter. We have seen how bad he is on the mic, so Im sure that same uncomfortable vibe was there too.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I looked into it, and it turns out he was friends with at least two of the 100YSS judges: Jaym Gates and J. Daniel Batt.

He still couldn't make it out of the nomination pool of an award show for a very, very niche subject.

He had been friends with Jaym Gates for at least 4 years by that point. They were convention buddies, apparently.

Haha, OK.
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Apparently, he was talking about a Farscape character named Aeryn (not "Aryn").
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Is he talking about Niki?

There's no telling if he went to college on a campus, or did distance learning from his parents' house, or anything. He obfuscates the truth at every opportunity. He finally admitted he only went to college for 4 semesters. He probably did better "in college" because he took his classes from home and could just google everything. He showed from his repurposed Hitchhiker's Guide fanfic that he's a capable plagiarism-skirter. They met in 2011. He might have been enrolled in an online class at age 31 when he met Niki, making them "college sweethearts" in his mind. *points at temple*

Like I pointed out in the OP, he always waits until years after something happens and then subtly omits details and spins others. I'm sure he made damn sure there was no full recording of that award show before he start running his fat yap about it.

P.S. Jaym Gates is a sf/f convention 9.25/10
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The red hairband tits tell me yes. The blue liosticks wantsbme to bash her head in.

 

[firstimelongtime]

One of my favorite things to see is his unwarranted arrogance. He really acted like he was on the brink of being an A-list celebrity instead of some fat loser who has never been a part of his daughter’s life.

Seriously -- as great as finds like this are (while await his next, present-day fuck-up), a real find would be unearthing a single instance where Pat showed a shred of humility or vulnerability.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat showed a shred of humility or vulnerability.

He sees those moments as an opportunity he can capitalize on. So he always embellishes or lies to make the moment bigger and more dramatic than it is and there is no way he would take responsibility if he was wrong or made a mistake.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

If Pat had any kind of diploma(besides the 1.7 social promotion he got from HS), you know Pat would have that hanging and there would be some bragging post about missing college. Similarly to his martial arts prowess, Pat has never posted a single pic of himself in a Gi/rash guard and shorts (for my bjj brothermen) to show any kind of rank. For the rascals that train, you know people are always taking pics. Even bullshido aikido has belts and rank.

Pat dropped out cause college requires effort that he’s clearly shown he does not possess. He somehow bullshitted his way and when they found out he had no credentials to speak of and zero charisma they had him be a gofer for the evening. Hence no pics of him with people he was busy “hosting” the event by getting the people that mattered their drinks.

 

[Stent]

I have to say it's impressive how a literal nobody like Pat worms his way into these things. Pat hosting a Nichelle Nichols appearance with a bunch of NASA people is ludicrous. Also being on a network show, no matter how inconsequential. Like how did "The Science Channel" ever learn about Fat?

He's like Forrest Gump blundering his way into things.

Borest Lump

90% of success is just turning up. He really needs that other 10%.

 

[Caverlock]

On a somewhat related note, I went back and checked this claim about heckling Trump in person in 2016:

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You might want to sit down for this: it never happened.

His lie doesn't even make sense, as usual. He makes it sound like he was killing it with the crowd with one line after another, but then they finally turned on him.

I'm not exactly a Trump supporter myself, but I wish he had spouted off and gotten the Linkara-Oneyplays treatment.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

On a somewhat related note, I went back and checked this claim about heckling Trump in person in 2016:
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His lie doesn't even make sense, as usual. He makes it sound like he was killing it with the crowd with one line after another, but then they finally turned on him.

I'm not exactly a Trump supporter myself, but I wish he had spouted off and gotten the Linkara-Oneyplays treatment.

I love how he thinks standing there in his revel alliance shirt means anything to these people. You're not owning anyone if they don't even understand the significance of it

 

[guest]

Didn’t he win March Fagness over at that cumtown faggot place?

Yes with 1488 votes

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

On a somewhat related note, I went back and checked this claim about heckling Trump in person in 2016:
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His lie doesn't even make sense, as usual. He makes it sound like he was killing it with the crowd with one line after another, but then they finally turned on him.

I'm not exactly a Trump supporter myself, but I wish he had spouted off and gotten the Linkara-Oneyplays treatment.

His lies are so easy to debunk. He just cant stop lying and for a while people let it slide or believed him. Then he tried to bully the wrong people and has been catching Ls and getting called out for half a decade.

 

[Stent]

#RESISTANCE

You will cook scrambled eggs, Pierre.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

" I fight fascism by buying quirky shirts and posting on twitter 100x a day"

TYFYS

 

[Caverlock]

I fixed the videos.

From another thread:

I never mentioned it, but the videos were on Streamable and Pig had my account nuked a while back for "Theats or Promotion of Violence" for using the very brief "scripted sip" clip from the Milwaukee Roast. I'm sure he just pasted a bunch of links to his horseshit interviews. He's the biggest faggot (not in the gay way) pussy liar on the planet.

I can re-upload them somewhere later if you want (just have my phone right now). They are on KF, though, yeah.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

And the FAT FUCK never "hosted" anything again. I also like how that one guy kept calling him 'slaver' since people named Tomlinson were balls deep in the slave-trade. Kind of ironic that the FAT FUCK was onstage with a bunch of famous black people. Too bad that space shuttle didn't fall on top of him.

*Goes out on stage* "Hey now! How did all of you escape?! Hah I'm just joshing, folks!"

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I looked into it, and it turns out he was friends with at least two of the 100YSS judges: Jaym Gates and J. Daniel Batt.

He still couldn't make it out of the nomination pool of an award show for a very, very niche subject.

He had been friends with Jaym Gates for at least 4 years by that point. They were convention buddies, apparently.

Haha, OK.
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https://archive.ph/66Rjy

Apparently, he was talking about a Farscape character named Aeryn (not "Aryn").
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Is he talking about Niki?

There's no telling if he went to college on a campus, or did distance learning from his parents' house, or anything. He obfuscates the truth at every opportunity. He finally admitted he only went to college for 4 semesters. He probably did better "in college" because he took his classes from home and could just google everything. He showed from his repurposed Hitchhiker's Guide fanfic that he's a capable plagiarism-skirter. They met in 2011. He might have been enrolled in an online class at age 31 when he met Niki, making them "college sweethearts" in his mind. *points at temple*

Like I pointed out in the OP, he always waits until years after something happens and then subtly omits details and spins others. I'm sure he made damn sure there was no full recording of that award show before he start running his fat yap about it.

P.S. Jaym Gates is a sf/f convention 9.25/10
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