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"Parasite Host" or "The Puzzling Story of Patrick S. Tomlinson at the 2017 '25Strong' Event"

Slackjawed Cow

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I have to say it's impressive how a literal nobody like Pat worms his way into these things. Pat hosting a Nichelle Nichols appearance with a bunch of NASA people is ludicrous. He's like Forrest Gump blundering his way into things.

Borest Lump
It is an oddly fancy event that he got into. No idea who go him in there. Maybe that top agent? He had put out one book and did a few open mics and somehow he qualified and got it. I bet they regretted that after he made it awkward for everyone.
 
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Caverlock

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It is an oddly fancy event that he got into. No idea who go him in there. Maybe that top agent? He had put out one book and did a few open mics and somehow he qualified and got it. I bet they regretted that after he made it awkward for everyone.
I looked into it, and it turns out he was friends with at least two of the 100YSS judges: Jaym Gates and J. Daniel Batt.

He still couldn't make it out of the nomination pool of an award show for a very, very niche subject.

He had been friends with Jaym Gates for at least 4 years by that point. They were convention buddies, apparently.

Haha, OK.
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Apparently, he was talking about a Farscape character named Aeryn (not "Aryn").
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Is he talking about Niki?

There's no telling if he went to college on a campus, or did distance learning from his parents' house, or anything. He obfuscates the truth at every opportunity. He finally admitted he only went to college for 4 semesters. He probably did better "in college" because he took his classes from home and could just google everything. He showed from his repurposed Hitchhiker's Guide fanfic that he's a capable plagiarism-skirter. They met in 2011. He might have been enrolled in an online class at age 31 when he met Niki, making them "college sweethearts" in his mind. *points at temple*

Like I pointed out in the OP, he always waits until years after something happens and then subtly omits details and spins others. I'm sure he made damn sure there was no full recording of that award show before he start running his fat yap about it.

P.S. Jaym Gates is a sf/f convention 9.25/10
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EraGodless

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I looked into it, and it turns out he was friends with at least two of the 100YSS judges: Jaym Gates and J. Daniel Batt.

He still couldn't make it out of the nomination pool of an award show for a very, very niche subject.

He had been friends with Jaym Gates for at least 4 years by that point. They were convention buddies, apparently.

Haha, OK.
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Apparently, he was talking about a Farscape character named Aeryn (not "Aryn").
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Is he talking about Niki?

There's no telling if he went to college on a campus, or did distance learning from his parents' house, or anything. He obfuscates the truth at every opportunity. He finally admitted he only went to college for 4 semesters. He probably did better "in college" because he took his classes from home and could just google everything. He showed from his repurposed Hitchhiker's Guide fanfic that he's a capable plagiarism-skirter. They met in 2011. He might have been enrolled in an online class at age 31 when he met Niki, making them "college sweethearts" in his mind. *points at temple*

Like I pointed out in the OP, he always waits until years after something happens and then subtly omits details and spins others. I'm sure he made damn sure there was no full recording of that award show before he start running his fat yap about it.

P.S. Jaym Gates is a sf/f convention 9.25/10
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He would have went to college in 98/99 time frame and he would have needed to take remedial classes. He didn't go to college for 2 years. I would be surprised if it were a year- he likes to brag that he made honor roll (lol) at community dipshit school, but I doubt he had the full time required hours as remedial wouldn't count towards hours or GPA. I can't believe there are people who are still fooled by Patrick's college LARP.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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He would have went to college in 98/99 time frame and he would have needed to take remedial classes. He didn't go to college for 2 years. I would be surprised if it were a year- he likes to brag that he made honor roll (lol) at community dipshit school, but I doubt he had the full time required hours as remedial wouldn't count towards hours or GPA. I can't believe there are people who are still fooled by Patrick's college LARP.
I think he might have even taken a year or two off after HS. At least its a possibility. Im guessing he went around 01-02.

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Unlike a Like from Samantha Bee, did the notoriously modest Patrick S. Tomlinson change his mind and not find his hosting gig worthy of bragging?
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Several Years Later:
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"hosted"
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"cohosted"
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"cohosting"


Sadly, I could not find a full recording of the event, nor any mention of one having ever existed. Patrick posted no pictures or videos of the event, but the entertainers and attendees posted hundreds across Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. I had been (autistically) downloading them until I realized how many there are.
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Patrick didn’t even pose in the special spacesuit area, unlike almost everyone else:
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Yes.
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Quantity and Quality
Oddly, there seems to be almost no video or pictures that contain Patrick at all, and none that focus on him. Based on the photos and videos available (or lack thereof, in Patrick’s case), one might wonder how much Patrick actually hosted, and how good it was.

The same cannot be said for the other two co-hosts: Mae Jemison herself and Linda Lorelle:
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There are hundreds of pictures of Mae Jemison on stage, of course, dozens of Linda Lorelle, and only three pictures that have Patrick in them at all, all with Linda Lorelle:

Patrick and Linda:
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There are many videos of Mae Jemison and Linda Lorelle from the roughly 50 minutes of footage I managed to scrounge up, but I could only find snippets of Patrick in 2 videos:

Doing his gross earlobe tic in the background by himself:
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And very briefly with Linda Lorelle in this promotional video from the company that put on the event (Zynger Events):
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He did manage to make it into Mae Jemison’s dozens of thank you’s at the beginning of her final speech:
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The Three Hosts
Again, based on the material available, it seemed that the event had three hosts: Mae Jemison, Linda Lorelle, and Patrick Tomlinson.

Mae Jemison was listed as the host of the event both before ([URL='https://archive.ph/P6SNW']A[/URL]; [URL='https://archive.ph/uqL4q']A[/URL]; [URL='https://archive.ph/aW7RT']A[/URL]) and after ([URL='https://archive.ph/vyo0o']A[/URL]) the event. Dr. Jemison hosts 100YSS Nexus events by herself ([URL='https://archive.ph/RZSzB']A[/URL]), as well as documentaries ([URL='https://www.mprnews.org/story/2010/04/13/midday2']A[/URL]), museum exhibits (in hologram form), and entire seasons of TV series ([URL='https://www.amazon.com/World-Wonder-Hosted-Dr-Jemison/dp/B001UIY5H0']L[/URL]).

The winner of over 35 broadcasting awards, including 2 Emmy’s, Linda Lorelle anchored the Houston news for 17 years, and currently hosts an award-winning podcast. If Patrick’s daughter Annabelle, a heavily disadvantaged youth who has received $0 in support from her biological father, lived in the Houston area, she would qualify for the Linda Lorelle Scholarship, which has given out over 4.5 million dollars.

Linda and Mae have been friends since their days sharing a dorm room at Stanford ([URL='https://archive.ph/XcZ8i']A[/URL]; [URL='https://archive.ph/pDO2h']A[/URL]; [URL='https://archive.ph/WIgj7']A[/URL]; [URL='https://archive.ph/TPtqc']A[/URL]) and arrived together with Nichelle Nichols (Uhura from Star Trek: TOS). Loretta describes herself as the MC of the event:
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Not only are Mae and Loretta on attendee’s recordings introducing other guests, they also make references to their introductions of guests that did not get recorded. There is no recording of Patrick doing any hosting, or any reference to having done any that I could turn up. I didn’t want to risk “cow-tipping” by contacting any of the attendees for comment.

It seems to me the most likely scenario is that Patrick did little hosting and was so awful that even he knew it, and beat a hasty retreat from the venue. Perhaps he was supposed to sprinkle jokes in, making him more of an entertainer? The other entertainers all have numerous pics and clips of them: the juggler on stilts, the magician, the dancing girl, the Cyr-wheel dancer guy, Aloe Blacc, Rickey Davis the Sinatra tribute artist, Bella Gaia, and the mime.

The fact that Host Pat took zero pictures or videos over the 3.5-hour event, despite plainly stating that he would be spamming his feed, and he waited years before ever bringing it up again, is reminiscent of other conveniently unverifiable “Pats,” such as College Pat, Trained Martial Artist (armed and unarmed) Pat, Certified Self-Defense Instructor Pat, Old Testament Sex God Pat, Fatherhood Pat, etc.


You just realized your “cohost” is an unfunny, overconfident, dead-weight cornball rube who stinks of free booze.
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He's unsettling to look at in a jump scare, slasher movie way. He looks like he's wearing that Michael Myers mask. Just a dead-eyed, expressionless creep
 

PogromStallone

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I have to say it's impressive how a literal nobody like Pat worms his way into these things. Pat hosting a Nichelle Nichols appearance with a bunch of NASA people is ludicrous. Also being on a network show, no matter how inconsequential. Like how did "The Science Channel" ever learn about Fat?

He's like Forrest Gump blundering his way into things.

Borest Lump
He has been given so many opportunities and just keeps turning them all to shit.
 

AliceWorquer

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It must be such a wild ride to be go through life being able to rewrite your own reality. I guess it's the same mechanism as any other delusion, just instead of thinking spetsnaz have been stealing his toenails, he tells himself he's a successful author. Its the only good explanation I can think of for how he hasnt been pummelled into some kind of half decent shape by the impact of all the rakes he steps on. But then again, he is a retard so maybe its just learning difficulties.
 

BudDickman

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crazy to think he once used to get book deals, invited to cons, invited to TV shows, writing gigs for NYT and The Hill, interviewed about his books on podcasts

not anymore, he chose to give all that up to argue with his toilet
He also said "yes" to everything and would embellish his credentials. He always was a "fake it till you make it" loser, but he at least had ambition at one point, even if it was driven by a womanly desire to be recognized and validated.

Now he's too terrified of being catfished again, and he knows that he's a laughing stock even outside of this forum, so won't do shit except his gay little safe space panels where half of the attendees are wheelchair-bound and everyone has to wear a mask. His failures would be amplified instead of being buried and forgotten, like this hosting gig or those comedy show bombings. He can't even have a tantrum outside of his hovel without the forum getting the audio.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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Ok pat, it actually wasn't. But if that's the case then it wouldn't matter if a D won the entire vote in California and New York and Won the popular vote they'd still lose if they don't Carry enough electoral votes. These fags always want to play the shell game where popular vote is more important when their guy wins it and want to abolish the electoral college but if The Other Guy TM wins it then it's muh electoral college.


Also Pat probably took a college civics class to make up for being too dumb to take it in HS
 
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I have to say it's impressive how a literal nobody like Pat worms his way into these things. Pat hosting a Nichelle Nichols appearance with a bunch of NASA people is ludicrous. Also being on a network show, no matter how inconsequential. Like how did "The Science Channel" ever learn about Fat?

He's like Forrest Gump blundering his way into things.

Borest Lump
offtopic but Nichelle is a hilarious name for a black lady.
 

MonsterSteve

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We all know without a doubt if he was the actual HOST he would have pictures all over his Twitter with the Star Trek actors and everyone else he met that night. Instead Caverlock went through all the photos and only found a handful of him skulking in the background looking lost and out of place. That must have been a super embarrassing night for him.

Also, I would give anything to see this fat man in a debate like the one they had the other night with Alex Jones and Destiny. He would get slaughtered, but he would never take the invite in the first place because he's actually self aware and knows this. He only pretends to be smart on Twitter which is why he hates us, because we destroyed that illusion for him.
 
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MonsterSteve

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I looked into it, and it turns out he was friends with at least two of the 100YSS judges: Jaym Gates and J. Daniel Batt.

He still couldn't make it out of the nomination pool of an award show for a very, very niche subject.

He had been friends with Jaym Gates for at least 4 years by that point. They were convention buddies, apparently.

Haha, OK.
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Apparently, he was talking about a Farscape character named Aeryn (not "Aryn").
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Is he talking about Niki?

There's no telling if he went to college on a campus, or did distance learning from his parents' house, or anything. He obfuscates the truth at every opportunity. He finally admitted he only went to college for 4 semesters. He probably did better "in college" because he took his classes from home and could just google everything. He showed from his repurposed Hitchhiker's Guide fanfic that he's a capable plagiarism-skirter. They met in 2011. He might have been enrolled in an online class at age 31 when he met Niki, making them "college sweethearts" in his mind. *points at temple*

Like I pointed out in the OP, he always waits until years after something happens and then subtly omits details and spins others. I'm sure he made damn sure there was no full recording of that award show before he start running his fat yap about it.

P.S. Jaym Gates is a sf/f convention 9.25/10
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IDK but that Aeryn chick is way better than Niki. I love those mousey types.
 
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