"Parasite Host" or "The Puzzling Story of Patrick S. Tomlinson at the 2017 '25Strong' Event"

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Why is Endeavour spelled in British English?

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

I’m sorry, what was that last part?

 

[cliveowen]

Holy fuck thats a deep dive. Here is one post that wasnt included.

I'm sure all the highly educated, super successful black people were thrilled to hang out with this drunk retarded Midwestern rube. I'm sure he got called "child" a few times that night.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

LOL this fucking midwestern rube thinks he's in Mykonos


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That’s the exact shot I see stupid broads take at every place I’ve ever been. Never seen a man do it.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Holy fuck thats a deep dive. Here is one post that wasnt included.

I wish he'd gotten drunk under the challenger.

Also Re Pats tic

 

[fricklefrackle]

Great fawkin' work as always. This is what I imagine you look like on the Pig's trail.

 

[SFWA liaison]

crazy to think he once used to get book deals, invited to cons, invited to TV shows, writing gigs for NYT and The Hill, interviewed about his books on podcasts

not anymore, he chose to give all that up to argue with his toilet

 

[Cptbaldopie]

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They did send monkeys into space at the begining.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

What the fuck do you care about “cow tipping” (gay), caver? Don’t be a kiwifag and fuck those faggots. Still, nice autism, stupid.

 

[Steve Ramone]

He absolutely got drunk as hell and did something embarassing enough that he just pretended it never happened. There's probably video of it out there somewhere but nobody posted it from second hand cringe.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

What the fuck do you care about “cow tipping” (gay), caver? Don’t be a kiwifag and fuck those faggots. Still, nice autism, stupid.

I assume he either copied it from there or copied it from here to there.

Though I bet he gets shit on by them anyway for not including a single haiku or Wikipedia DSM-IV entry.

 

[Carlo Hambino]

One of my favorite things to see is his unwarranted arrogance. He really acted like he was on the brink of being an A-list celebrity instead of some fat loser who has never been a part of his daughter’s life.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

LOL this fucking midwestern rube thinks he's in Mykonos


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Just another early victory lap before he makes an ass of himself later that evening.

Seeing him scratching his neck in the background cracks me up because you can tell he was shunned. He is looking for someone to cling to but nobody wants to rub elbows with him. I can only imagine what he did to make a fool of himself. He would have been bragging to high heaven if it was a success. As stated before the lack of photos from him is very telling but him not in a bunch of attendees really puts an emphasis that he was almost scrubbed from the whole event.

 

[FamilyDollar]

Whats the opposite of nana's nasa control room "joke"?

line at kfc after free coupons?

https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN08485454/ ?

Where the heck does Marion work, a popeyes?

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Wonder if it was worse than the Spaghetti Factory incident

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Reminder that Pat has never won any awards

Didn’t he win March Fagness over at that cumtown faggot place?

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Didn’t he win March Fagness over at that cumtown faggot place?

Thats like a lifetime achevment.. does ir really count or peoople feel sorry for you?

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Where the heck does Marion work, a popeyes?

No you work at a Popeye's! You probably... Yeah! You probably work at a Popeye's haha yeah!

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I doubt he actually got drunk and made an ass of himself. My guess is he anxiously and nervously tried to find a single person to buddy up with the whole time and instead found himself staring at his phone because he’s too boring and dumb to ingratiate himself to a stranger. He didn’t drink alone, he just went back to the hotel early to jack off and call his rat bastard lesbian wife.

Also fucking ribs at his dumb profile pic being projected onto a big screen. No wonder he doesn’t want to change it.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I have to say it's impressive how a literal nobody like Pat worms his way into these things. Pat hosting a Nichelle Nichols appearance with a bunch of NASA people is ludicrous. Also being on a network show, no matter how inconsequential. Like how did "The Science Channel" ever learn about Fat?

He's like Forrest Gump blundering his way into things.

Borest Lump