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Olympic thread
- Thread starter Slackjawed Cow
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West African Fast twitch calf muscles vs East African Rift Valley high-altitude stamina/cardio
But why can't they do 800/1500
There's nobody examining this.
There's nobody examining this.
Mathematics isn't their strong suit
West Africa nigger nigger nigger.
East Africa nigger nigger nigger.
They're generically so superior at sprints while others are so strong a distance that there's no real interest in those countries for the middle distances. You'd just do the one you'd be best at.
800-1500 is Kenyan dominated https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/800_metres_at_the_Olympics
5000-10k Ethiopian
What about 13/51?
These pole vault chicks are petty hot.
I don't know why breakdancing is in the Olympics (starts at 21:44)
Wow that 400 was nuts
Gooks
I'm basing this purely on how it looks in the olympics but taekwondo seems like it'd be such a shitty and impractical martial art to learn for self defense. "Let me just bounce around and try and flick some high kicks at you". You'd just get knocked the fuck out or taken down trying that in a real fight.
I've found capoeira very helpful as self defense. Nobody can beat me and I look like a total badass.
Is para para in the Olympics yet?
@Turk February will you be representing Russia or Canada? We need you. You can bring us home the gold. All of Canada believes in you, Turk.
Have you seen that one CBC commentator who looks like a space clown? What a twat.
I haven't watched a second of an Olympics broadcast this year. I've just been watching clips of that one nip gymnast with the "revealing" outfits. She gives me wood.
I watch this video like 20 times a day.