Olympic thread

[Dennyislife]

My niece is going to Paris for the Paralympic games. I told her I would cut off her legs and she could enter but instead she told the side of her family that have nothing to do with me that I want to chop her legs off.

Grass.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My niece is going to Paris for the Paralympic games. I told her I would cut off her legs and she could enter but instead she told the side of her family that have nothing to do with me that I want to chop her legs off.

Grass.

I bring this up every chance I get: sledge hockey rules. It's actually fun to watch. It's hockey for crippled retards, and let me tell you, those crippled retards are tough as hell.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I haven't watched a second of an Olympics broadcast this year. I've just been watching clips of that one nip gymnast with the "revealing" outfits. She gives me wood.

I got stuck watching it for a few minutes but that woman is so ugly I had to leave the room.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I got stuck watching it for a few minutes but that woman is so ugly I had to leave the room.

You're fucking gay, Turry. I couldn't even tell you what her face looks like. Chink, I guess if I had to describe it. Her ass and jacked little legs fucking rule though.

Edit: I apologize for calling you gay if you were talking about the space clown and not Katelin Ohashi, the future Mrs. Abe Vigoda. I just assume all broadcasters are male.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

You're fucking gay, Turry. I couldn't even tell you what her face looks like. Chink, I guess if I had to describe it. Her ass and jacked little legs fucking rule though.

Not the competitor. The commentator. Waneek Horn-Miller. Apparently she got bayoneted at Oka back in the good old days.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Not the competitor. The commentator. Waneek Horn-Miller. Apparently she got bayoneted at Oka back in the good old days.

Aaaahhhhh she's MOHAWK. GROSS. Those are the ones we have around here.

 

[Jizz]

The Gook female wrestlers are really dominating all the white chicks for some reason.

 

[Monk]

Steph Curry carrying these faggots against Serbia.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Would lick sushi box.

Even with that thick Asian bush.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

This Paraguay swimmer is fucking with my semen retention:

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Even with the trashy Olympic ring tat, that tan line…WOULD

 

[Phish]

Even with the trashy Olympic ring tat, that tan line…WOULD

Such strong arms. Imagine the HJ that hooah would give? Shed tug a quart outta me

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Such strong arms. Imagine the HJ that hooah would give? Shed tug a quart outta me

She also doesn’t have that horrendous razor bump like all the swim team whores had when I was in high school

 

[Turk February]

This subject is a really tough one. I mean if people taking Olympic can prevent a burden on healthcare caused by obesety, diabetes... Etc it's a good thing, especially if it's true that diet and exercise are not enough for some people. At the same time, I don't feel a medication like Olympic is a replacement for discipline and self control.

 

[Phish]

This subject is a really tough one. I mean if people taking Olympic can prevent a burden on healthcare caused by obesety, diabetes... Etc it's a good thing, especially if it's true that diet and exercise are not enough for some people. At the same time, I don't feel a medication like Olympic is a replacement for discipline and self control.

You’re confusing Olympic with adderall, stupid

 

[Turk February]

You’re confusing Olympic with adderall, stupid

...ozempic...

 

[Phish]

...ozempic...

…ya….i got it….

 

[Turk February]

…ya….i got it….

Just making sure. Don't want a good funny going to waste. Ya know?

 

[Phish]

Just making sure. Don't want a good funny going to waste. Ya know?

Id grab you by the scruff of your neck and noogie you so fucking hard right now if we were irl

 

[Kinderman]

I wonder how many of the Team USA coloreds hate that this is the best basketball player in the world:

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

lol that nig track star who is disgustingly full of himself and been talking all this shit the whole time go and gets 3rd place then puts on a big show of pretending to collapse and needing to be taken off in a wheel chair....this after having no problem running 200m in under 20 seconds. Not to mention jumping around like a monkey making a big scene before the race. Now he was apparently diagnosed with covid before the race......just shut the fuck up and learn some goddamm humility. They are so embarrassing.