Olympic thread

[BUBBLER]

Yeah but why do they rule marathon and 10,000 meters and sprints but 800 to 1500 aren't as dominant

The sprinters and marathon runners are different phenotypes.

@Wigger educate him on niggerology

 

[Child..]

The sprinters and marathon runners are different phenotypes.

@Wigger educate him on niggerology

West African Fast twitch calf muscles vs East African Rift Valley high-altitude stamina/cardio

 

[Dennyislife]

But why can't they do 800/1500

There's nobody examining this.

 

[BUBBLER]

But why can't they do 800/1500

There's nobody examining this.

Mathematics isn't their strong suit

 

[Niggerotchi]

West African Fast twitch calf muscles vs East African Rift Valley high-altitude stamina/cardio

West Africa nigger nigger nigger.
East Africa nigger nigger nigger.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

But why can't they do 800/1500

There's nobody examining this.

They're generically so superior at sprints while others are so strong a distance that there's no real interest in those countries for the middle distances. You'd just do the one you'd be best at.

 

[Child..]

But why can't they do 800/1500

There's nobody examining this.

800-1500 is Kenyan dominated https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/800_metres_at_the_Olympics

5000-10k Ethiopian

 

[Sean Baird]

800-1500 is Kenyan dominated https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/800_metres_at_the_Olympics

5000-10k Ethiopian

^ athletic and strong

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

But why can't they do 800/1500

There's nobody examining this.

What about 13/51?

 

[WifeStoreWill]

These pole vault chicks are petty hot.

 

[Jenna]

It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Soccer's coming home

 

[N64 Cube]

https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/sports/breaking

I don't know why breakdancing is in the Olympics (starts at 21:44)

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Wow that 400 was nuts

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/sports/breaking

I don't know why breakdancing is in the Olympics (starts at 21:44)

Gooks

 

[The Talking Dead]

I'm basing this purely on how it looks in the olympics but taekwondo seems like it'd be such a shitty and impractical martial art to learn for self defense. "Let me just bounce around and try and flick some high kicks at you". You'd just get knocked the fuck out or taken down trying that in a real fight.

 

[PogromStallone]

I'm basing this purely on how it looks in the olympics but taekwondo seems like it'd be such a shitty and impractical martial art to learn for self defense. "Let me just bounce around and try and flick some high kicks at you". You'd just get knocked the fuck out or taken down trying that in a real fight.

I've found capoeira very helpful as self defense. Nobody can beat me and I look like a total badass.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/sports/breaking

I don't know why breakdancing is in the Olympics (starts at 21:44)

Is para para in the Olympics yet?

@Turk February will you be representing Russia or Canada? We need you. You can bring us home the gold. All of Canada believes in you, Turk.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Is para para in the Olympics yet?

@Turk February will you be representing Russia or Canada? We need you. You can bring us home the gold. All of Canada believes in you, Turk.

Have you seen that one CBC commentator who looks like a space clown? What a twat.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Have you seen that one CBC commentator who looks like a space clown? What a twat.

I haven't watched a second of an Olympics broadcast this year. I've just been watching clips of that one nip gymnast with the "revealing" outfits. She gives me wood.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I watch this video like 20 times a day.