New Piggy and Niki LA selfie

[The REAL JDA]

Has he gotten fatter?

 

[Harry Powell]

I think he did the "shared" portions

Easily over $120 sitting if he tips like a normal person.

He leaves a printout of his abortion tweet and one of his books.

 

[guest]

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LOL! I'm loving this bit!

 

[Meownaw]

His twitter "following" could give a shit:

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Imagine pouring everything you have into social media and you can only summon four likes.

Can't wait to see him pretend to know movies. Kill me now.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Has he gotten fatter?

I'm still trying to figure out if "haven't gained a pound since high school" is a troll or if he's really that divorced from reality (and Adrienne)

 

[SFWA liaison]

I'm still trying to figure out if "haven't gained a pound since high school" is a troll or if he's really that divorced from reality (and Adrienne)

he means he hasn't sold a single book in the UK

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

I see he has squeezed into his big city outfit again. He's got that shitty jacket on and you can still see his fat tits. What a tub of shit.

 

[Jenna]

Holy shit. That's not a brownie atop vanilla ice cream. That's a tiny $70 well done steak atop mashed potatoes.

 

[Mike Glyer]

I think its just gel or product that makes it look darker. Plus, he’s too vain to confront the fact that he’s going gray. He would just deny it and say, wrong child, those hairs are simply blonde

Have you not seen the picture of him at the con with unkempt soy sauce hair?

 

[kingship75]

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Holy shit. That's not a brownie atop vanilla ice cream. That's a tiny $70 well done steak atop mashed potatoes.

They charred that motherfucker.

 

[guest]

They charred that motherfucker.

Mama Raven's special, handsome boy has a delicate palate.

 

[Meownaw]

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Holy shit. That's not a brownie atop vanilla ice cream. That's a tiny $70 well done steak atop mashed potatoes.

Bahahahaha what a rube.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

according to the menu the minimum spend is 60/person plus tax and gratuity. so of course pat probably just order several small plates to get to the limit then skimped on tip, while everyone else laughed at what fat rubes they are. Granted it seems like LA is basically "Fuck Poor People, the Location" so everything is retardedly overpriced. But then what am I thinking, he probably swilled enough 10 dollar beers to get to 120 easily. Basically these places are designed for stupid rich people who will just order what they want and not really give a shit if the bill is like 500-1000 dollars. But of course Patty No Bucks has to go there to flex when you know he can't afford it. Even if he's there for one of his five second science channel appearances they aren't giving him that much per diem.

You’re completely right. Him swanning in dressed like that with his hideous -4 wife sharing portions to match the minimum requirements just so he can start taking photos of everything just made him look like the fat, midwestern rube he obviously is. Niki is vegetarian so she probably just had to make do with the kimchi. Looks like they didn’t even order drinks. Fucking hillbillies.

I’m quite offended you didn’t take me up on my offer to meet if you ever came out here, Pat. Rude and rude.

 

[Jenna]

They charred that motherfucker.

"Now when I order my steak well-done, I want it well-done. Certain places think well-done means medium rare, but I know what I want when I order it, and I want it well-done. Understand?"

Then the waiter told the chef to overcook the steak until it resembles a delicious brownie. Also sneeze in the potatoes.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I see he has squeezed into his big city outfit again. He's got that shitty jacket on and you can still see his fat tits. What a tub of shit.

You can see his tit curve there, like Meat Loaf in Fight Club.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

The time Rick called Dan back, you can hear her drunkenly yelling about the cyber stlakers.

When the fuck was this?

 

[RobertMewler]

Have you not seen the picture of him at the con with unkempt soy sauce hair?

 

[EraGodless]

 

[PlayfulScamp]

In the back of his mind, piggy absolutely held out hopes that he’d run into an agent or producer and had his elevator pitch ready.

 

[guest]

What I want to know is why there is an untouched plate of what looks like an entree or shared plate and also dessert?

This is a great point because in most of his pictures the food is already partially eaten. Like his tacos picture where only 2 of 3 were remaining because he shoved one into his gullet before he realized he had to take the pic.

The Wellington was an exception and even then most people take a pic of the cut Wellington to show the pink center. He knew he'd get raked over the coals for having it well done so he conveniently "forgot".