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The writing is interesting. It makes it very obvious how this person writes their letters. That big blotchy dot is where they start the line most likely. The vandal starts the t at the bottom and then does the cross right to left. Kind of a strange way of writing.
I wonder how much a forensic handwriting analyst would charge to examine all the writing samples. What was the name of the broad that was on da show? I figure if one is hired it might as well be a show reference.
I swear that I've seen that writing before...
Toast is a member of the notorious Lords street gang. He's a real problem.Still no idea what "toast" is supposed to mean.
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Wow, I didnt know Dan was a gang member.Toast is a member of the notorious Lords street gang. He's a real problem.
He claims there was paint on his Rustang but it washed off. This tub of goo talking about a weak arm is rib shatteringI understand why he wouldn't want to chuck that thing threw a window, but he couldn't even commit to getting some paint on Susan. How hard is it for him to do the bare minimum of making it seem believable?
The technical term is forensic graphology. The boys had handwriting analyst Michelle Dresbold take a peak at intern David's awful clawmarks (33:25):The writing is interesting. It makes it very obvious how this person writes their letters. That big blotchy dot is where they start the line most likely. The vandal starts the t at the bottom and then does the cross right to left. Kind of a strange way of writing.
I wonder how much a forensic handwriting analyst would charge to examine all the writing samples. What was the name of the broad that was on da show? I figure if one is hired it might as well be a show reference.
Accusing multiple people of doing the same crime is going to really help him if he ends up in court about it. First Dan did it now he blames this person. Cops will never take him seriously when he points the finger at everyone that shit talks him.He claims there was paint on his Rustang but it washed off. This tub of goo talking about a weak arm is rib shattering
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The technical term is forensic graphology. The boys had handwriting analyst Michelle Dresbold take a peak at intern David's awful clawmarks (33:25):
He washed it off but didn't take pictures...he sounds like Lebron when he painted nigger on his gate but washed it off so his teenage sons wouldn't see it or some gay reason.He claims there was paint on his Rustang but it washed off. This tub of goo talking about a weak arm is rib shattering
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He washed it off but didn't take pictures...he sounds like Lebron when he painted nigger on his gate but washed it off so his teenage sons wouldn't see it or some gay reason.
If he actually hit it with a hose when it was wet, then it would come off pretty easy. Its a latex paint so water would cut through it pretty easy. If he waited til 1230pm the next afternoon then there would have been some problems.just casually washed off the fast drying gloss paint 12 hours after the fact.
had to "wet sand and polish" marker pen off of his bike.
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How comically fake. He hasn't been such a brazen fraud since his phony voicemails and the GAY VIRGIN marker massacre.
That would narrow it down to either Dave Smith himself or the Chin.It would be funny if it was just a random Dave Smith fan.
in the new picture, that drop that has the white area is still wet, i think the solvent fucked the printer ink. So he left this can of the same paint he used on his deck, to dry somewhere before the other pictures in the morning.Patrick has just tweeted out a NEW photo of the paint can, exposing that his squealing about it being "handed over to the MPD as criminal evidence" was a LIE
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Pandering cunt has never even met a black tranny. I hope her asshole falls out.
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