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Nazi artist redecorates Rick's Rustang

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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You know not to give anyone ideas, but if you really wanted to fuck up Pats car and since all his stlakers know he has security cameras, you’re better off down the alley shooting it with paintballs. Just sayin.
Exactly. Just saying there are a lot of other things you do like throw 5lbs of roofing nails (this is just an example of something worse nobody do this at all, even you Patrick since you're reading this). You don't take a leftover half pint of paint you used on your shithole house and lazily drop it at the entrance of an alley driveway.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
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Exactly. Just saying there are a lot of other things you do like throw 5lbs of roofing nails (this is just an example of something worse nobody do this at all, even you Patrick since you're reading this). You don't take a leftover half pint of paint you used on your shithole house and lazily drop it at the entrance of an alley driveway.
That’s why I know Piggy did another self crime. Guaranteed it was thrown from a Black Ford Edge that belongs to Jennifer Huber, Niki Robinson or Kyle “Lady Killer” Tomlinson, maybe even Penny Eater.
 

Oogie Farts 1488

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looks like they've cracked the code
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FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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Still think Pat did it. The throw was evidently Limp Wristed. Any brother man would’ve been able to toss that can right through the back window of his shitty Rustang. We’re not ALL limp wristed queers like he is.
Let's not get too crazy. I'm sure some of us are considering the amount of ass cancer that shows up here.
 

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Earlier in the thread, someone posted a pic of his deck that he painted.

It looks like it might be the exact same paint.

The colors look a bit different in the photo, but I once painted a wood deck using a similar color: the color changed quite a bit due to UV exposure.

Also, you just KNOW he bought the cheapest paint humanly imaginable, the type of crap that doesn't hold up in the sun.

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I love how Rust-oleum knows their audience, and figured that if they're selling the cheapest paint known to mankind, they should include instructions suitable for someone who can't even read. Literally provides pictures of what's required, and this dolt can't be bothered to buy ANY of it.

A $10 drop cloth could have prevented a hate crime, smdh
 

SFWA liaison

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Exactly. Just saying there are a lot of other things you do like throw 5lbs of roofing nails (this is just an example of something worse nobody do this at all, even you Patrick since you're reading this).
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refers to his parking space as a "driveway" just like the anonymous brand new twitter account that alerted him of the paint attack 🤔

nice diabetic palms
 

Easily_Remembered

This is now Reddit. Don't upset the Cool Kids!
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So what're the likely scenarios here?
  1. stlaker vandalized (and failed doing so)
  2. Pat false-fatted again
  3. stlaker intentionally fail-vandalized to make it seem like a false-fat
It's 2. Pat has a history of false flags ( voice mail death threats, erasable marker) and the fact that this didn't do any actual damage fits his MO of being too much of a pussy to actually do something drastic.
 

MasterPosHonor

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very interesting block capital writing (disguise a style?) on that spilled paint can, and funny how the writing must have got there, when the paint was dry- or it would have run over the writing, around the can
one more thing, the SS runes have marker pen stop marks, right where the line meets the paint. Very strange, Mr. Tomlinson.

Yeah, what exactly is going on here with this stencil or whatever it is?

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I don't know what to make of this yet, but I feel confident that a giant faggot was responsible. Call it a hunch
 
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