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[MonsterSteve]

IM ALL IN WITH THE DAN

 

[patrick is fat]

last time an atalker commited felony beer drinking at hoolie's fat got info from their credit card or something, right? i hope you paid in cash dan

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet he yelled at the bartender " I told you not to serve the cyberstalkers!"

 

[Serious Business]

 

[Cuphead]

Video should be public now.

"I do not plan to go by Pats"

*takes picture outside Pat's house"

 

[FranksWirecutters]

just in case the call ends up being a swatting attempt and people suspect me because I was the first to notice (which to be fair were my suspicions when people ntoiced on random days), I have a script that runs in the background checking the MKE PD calls logger
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still think it's most likely Pat complaining about Dan

Felony learning to code, child. You won't get time to code in prison. Wait quietly for the knockknock

 

[guest]

i hope you paid in cash dan

I did.

 

[guest]

did anyone ask him why he left in the first place if he obviously doesn't care about any of his doxx?

 

[ChildSpitTake]

I did.

Ugh

 

[Udders]

It's 100% pat complaining about Dan. I bet he browses this board and his thread on kiwifarms more than he does twitter.

Hi pat!

He's an uber narcissist, he's absolutely here all the time.

 

[JamesJCrowe]

Looking forward to the duplex video, I guess.

 

[guest]

I did.

You are noT Dan, you were noT in Hooligans, that did noT occur, stlaker.

 

[guest]

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I day drink myself into afternoon naps and always miss the best shit.

I knew you’d be back, you asshat wearing beantown faggot.

Edit: I’m a huge faggot for even acknowledging this. I mean a bigger Gaylord than I was. Dan, this was bad.

 

[UnPRePared]

I day drink myself into afternoon naps and always miss the best shit.

I knew you’d be back, you asshat wearing beantown faggot.

I didn't think it likely, unless Kiwi Farms spurned him.

Oh wait, they did.







Stomped any good cakes lately, Dan?

 

[Ladynyahh]

Patrick definitely would have come heavy into hooligans. Because he's fat, ya see

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

last time an atalker commited felony beer drinking at hoolie's fat got info from their credit card or something, right? i hope you paid in cash dan

It's CASH!

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I bet he yelled at the bartender " I told you not to serve the cyberstalkers!"

Your manager left a note in the system!

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

What a fucking cliffhanger.

Dan shows up, hat in hand and head held high (Made a Joe Cumia reference Dan).

Then drama at the hovel described as “Trouble with subject?”

ROCK HARD

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Suspect was wearing only a robe, screeching with emphasized T's and vowels, before being subdued with thirteen tasers - necessary, because as one officer was quoted saying, "He was very fat, and the skin was dry and near impenetrable like cow leather. Possibly because he's so fat." Another officer questioned a possible obsession with the 1980's Detroit Tigers, as a half conscious and drooling piggy was heard to be muttering the word "Trammell" repeatedly.

"Hello? Yeah, this is Lou Whitaker.

You want me to what in your wife?"

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Midlife crises can take many forms.

Some men buy fancy sports cars. Some have affairs with younger women. And of course, some go to a shitty mid west city to take pictures of dolls in a bar frequented by an insane putative sci fi author.

Different strokes