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Think he felt this was worth calling all the local news stations for more of that sweet attention he needs to feel validated?
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Dan your return has lived up to and exceeded my expectations. PFG
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I'll never understand putting your entire life out there and chasing clout from a place like this, especially after being mercilessly fucked with for months. That said, that mini livestream was worth it just to see Mewler's dolls propped up on the Hoolis bar. You know pig was absolutely seething about that.
"Tess? It's Patrick. Remove those dolls immediately! Don't you know that's one of the nazis who's literally trying to kill me!"
"Tess? It's Patrick. Remove those dolls immediately! Don't you know that's one of the nazis who's literally trying to kill me!"
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Making the ol' Pilgrimage to Hooligans!
Please remind Pat of the symbolic gesture of the Lappening dolls having a nice sitdown behind the Hooli's bar. You can spit in someone's face and they wipe it off with a napkin. You can piss on someone's gave and it'll sink into the soil. But the disrespect lingers forever.
This isn't some drunk lurker driving up from Indiana after some heated texts. He needed to feel comfortable enough to let Ade sit on another man's lap, lose her to said guy, piss off O&A fans, have them discover said picture, have an old lady meticulously stich replicas of Ade & Jon, and have those replicas show up at the only place he feels comfortable writing, his supposed job.
The doll's spirit forever lives at Hooligans. What's done is done, all that's left with is to cope that it happened.
Please remind Pat of the symbolic gesture of the Lappening dolls having a nice sitdown behind the Hooli's bar. You can spit in someone's face and they wipe it off with a napkin. You can piss on someone's gave and it'll sink into the soil. But the disrespect lingers forever.
This isn't some drunk lurker driving up from Indiana after some heated texts. He needed to feel comfortable enough to let Ade sit on another man's lap, lose her to said guy, piss off O&A fans, have them discover said picture, have an old lady meticulously stich replicas of Ade & Jon, and have those replicas show up at the only place he feels comfortable writing, his supposed job.
The doll's spirit forever lives at Hooligans. What's done is done, all that's left with is to cope that it happened.
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Just hearing people say he sells rubber dog shit gets my ribs. I don't know why that's so funny to me.
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When is the 3 hour emergency stream going over every frame of this stream?
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I wish I could see Pat's face when Tess asks what the fuck is up with those weird dolls
3h20m with no Pat tweet, did Dan murder him?
3h20m with no Pat tweet, did Dan murder him?
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Word from INTERPOL is that a serial killer called the Wisconsin Pork Pie was caught slaughtering a mentally handicapped gentleman in the basement half of his two-halves home.
Suspect was wearing only a robe, screeching with emphasized T's and vowels, before being subdued with thirteen tasers - necessary, because as one officer was quoted saying, "He was very fat, and the skin was dry and near impenetrable like cow leather. Possibly because he's so fat." Another officer questioned a possible obsession with the 1980's Detroit Tigers, as a half conscious and drooling piggy was heard to be muttering the word "Trammell" repeatedly.
The victim, deceased and in pieces besides a pristine and abnormally sized head, is survived by his mail order wife and her shit-scrubbing business. When asked for comment, the victims wife repeatedly said "No no, Missy Danny-El is no home."
Suspect was wearing only a robe, screeching with emphasized T's and vowels, before being subdued with thirteen tasers - necessary, because as one officer was quoted saying, "He was very fat, and the skin was dry and near impenetrable like cow leather. Possibly because he's so fat." Another officer questioned a possible obsession with the 1980's Detroit Tigers, as a half conscious and drooling piggy was heard to be muttering the word "Trammell" repeatedly.
The victim, deceased and in pieces besides a pristine and abnormally sized head, is survived by his mail order wife and her shit-scrubbing business. When asked for comment, the victims wife repeatedly said "No no, Missy Danny-El is no home."
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Fawk I can't believe I missed it.
Felony renting a car. Felony driving to hoolies. Felony soup purchasing. It's a lifetime sentence. Wait for the knock.
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Who runs in a sweatshirt made of cotton? Jesus, Pig. Even if you’re a weekend runner, get some actual running clothes that breathe. He was probably drenched in sweat at 3/4 of a mile
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Did the soup lady have wet brain or did she start the day off with Captain Morgan in her Cap'n Crunch?
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He didn’t run a marathon in that. He drove close to the finish line and made a hammy performance of jogging over it like he was in Chariots of Fire.
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My favorite little fun fact from that picture is that he actually finished with a slower time than that lady who was in her mid 40s.
Complete failure at every aspect in life.
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Isn’t it ironic that Dan is just a big of a clout chaser as Pat is?